Joystan Mendonca

Just a 'somebody & anybody' trying to figure out life.

[TechGlare Deals @Tech_glareOffl]

Nail Cutter at Rs.140

https://t.co/VfNsjK9i9E

#Amazon

[tumi @tumifuego]

how it feels opening twitter today as a ronaldo fan

[Mohammed Futurewala @MFuturewala]

Ultra modern technology used by the richest municipality in Mumbai…

[Ravindra Ambekar @RavindraAmbekar]

एका रिपोर्टर ने एका पोलिसाला हप्ता घेताना कॅमेरात पकडलं, पोलिसांनी रिपोर्टर वर गुन्हा दाखल करून आयफोन जप्त केला. रिपोर्टर आयुक्तांच्या जनता दरबारात गेला तर आयुक्तांनी त्याला झापलं. जनता दरबार हा दिखावा आहे, सगळी सिस्टीम एकमेकांना वाचवायला एकत्र येते. मुंबई सारख्या शहरात अशी स्थिती असेल तर गावखेड्यात काय सुनवाई होत असेल? @CPMumbaiPolice @Dev_Fadnavis

[~ @saint7ii]

And I still choose Cristiano Ronaldo in every lifetime

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Joystan Mendonca @JoystanM]

@spoinkery Me toooo

[spoink @spoinkery]

I sometimes wonder how beautiful India would be if it wasn’t so polluted

[S 🌿 @_____sekhmet]

i feel india is brainrotting at a very accelerated pace, higher than globalaverage

[Chandra R. Srikanth @chandrarsrikant]

Leave Cred aside for a moment
A startup founder from India will now lead WhatsApp globally
Unprecedented

[Manu🇮🇳🇮🇳 @mshahi0024]

😡This goon in the picture, driving a black Scorpio, allegedly smashed the rear glass & windshield of a Windsor car during a road rage incident & fled the scene.

I can assure u, there is practically no law & order on Gurugram roads.

Drive at ur own risk.

📍Millennium City.

[05hauk @taxtheb1tch]

ALMOST 84000 HECTARES OF FORRST HAS BEEN CLEARED AND CRUSHED BY ADANI GROUP.

MUMBAI HAS ONLY 45 DAYS OF FRESH WATER RESERVE LEFT.

ALMOST 84000 HECTARES OF FORRST HAS BEEN CLEARED AND CRUSHED BY ADANI GROUP.

MUMBAI HAS ONLY 45 DAYS OF FRESH WATER RESERVE LEFT.

[Abdullah Deewana @JeanDmello]

I don’t know why is everyone overreacting about water shortage. If you just get rid of mangroves you can reach Versova to Bhayandar in 20min.

[. @Fimiye]

still so many first times to look forward to

[Sanjay Jha @JhaSanjay]

What an epic fall !

Pakistan announces USA-Iran peace deal

India’s BJP busy breaking opposition parties.

[Shashank Mattoo @MattooShashank]

Flashback to the time India removed security barricades from the US Embassy to send a message after America strip-searched an Indian diplomat

[Shashank Mattoo @MattooShashank]

“This is the dead body of our second officer. He died two days ago and his body is decomposing. We reached out to the Indian Embassy but haven’t got a positive response. Our company is hiding from us,” says Indian captain of MT Celestial anchored in Oman

[Joystan Mendonca @JoystanM]

The edits on this are going to be crazy if they win!!

[The CR7 Timeline. @TimelineCR7]

🚨🚨🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimović just KICKED Speed off FOX Sports after he said Portugal will win the World Cup.

Look at Henry and Ibrahimovic's faces they can't stand anyone supporting Ronaldo.

[alooparatha @aiyoooogungunn]

Puri duniya me baarish hojayegi par Mumbai me nahi hogi

[Joystan Mendonca @JoystanM]

Crazy how it’s the white socks that elevate this whole look but we think it’s the shoes