Jr.RookieProbie

Jr. Rookie probie

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

When youre eating a bedtime snack of @kfc corn but she has her retainer in, so you have to "baby bird" it for her

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

I love gambling, gambled on a fart and won a bunch of poop, direct deposited into my pants

#fart

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

Im so broken that when I walk my knee sounds like braille

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

A new #beet based fabric is being developed for undergarments, ultra #soft and durable, #schruteoftheloom coming this August!

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

*peeling a piece of prosciutto off of the roll of cured meats in my pocket like money* "for you my good man, the service was excellent "

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

@FHVigilance said it best

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

Sharing information never halves the information, it doubles it.

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

Respect is earned, if not, it is fear, and soldiers who fear their leader don't follow them into battle.

#trainyourprobie #TYP #dyfj #searchculture #frequentflyersanddumpsterfires @national_fire @trainyourprobie @nmartin33

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

The reason there's less serial killers now is because the police keep a record of who buys banana milk2go

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

@MapeiCanada can you put eco 907 back in the 591 ml tubes or at least make the 858 ml tubes so they don't blow out the back every time, every single 858ml I've used leaves my gun a mess.

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

To be a leader you need more than catchphrases and buzzwords, especially in a line of work where one wrong move can kill you or others.

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

If you build a department culture that doesn't reward training and hard work, don't be surprised when noone trains or works hard

[The Modern Volunteer Fire Service 🚒 @modern_fire]

Unpopular opinion: We as a service need to pay more attention to retention than recruitment. You have to plug the leaking pool before you fill it up with water.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And in the darkness bind them

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

@MorganWallen I heard "Sand in my boots" 3 times today and all I can hear is "Yeah, but all I brought back with me was some sand in my boobs". Still a good song though

[Leary Firefighters @LearyFF]

Firefighters are only as great as the teams that have their back. Everyone deserves to be reminded of that. Tag your crew or another firefighter who you're grateful for this holiday season to spread a little love. #BraveEveryday

[Jr.RookieProbie @JrRookieProbie]

Credit: midwest fire tactics

[UNFUCKED FIREFIGHTER @unfuckedfire]

Leave the fire service better than you found it, firefighters healthier than you found them, and the firehouse cleaner than you found it.