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@myspace_jake Chismoso!

[Jake @myspace_jake]

Waiter in Brazil just asked if I was Argentinian or Uruguayan

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Mary Kate sucked my balls and I got a pink caddy, #cpokieeeeez

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Ya’ll mad. God forbid a Puerto Rican boy get a lil motion 🫡🤣➡️🏦

[Furtada @JrThaRawest]

If you’re ever nervous about shitting in someone else’s home bathroom, tell them “hey I’m gonna go jerk off in your bathroom”. Literally works every-time!!! They never think you’re shitting. Just a lil tip!

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Yo shawty work at Walmart, my shawty go to Cal State Dominguez Hills. We simply different 😂😂

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@RachieRach429 I’ve got a lot on my plate today, maybe we can reschedule. What works for you???

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Amaya dead ass said “Opputulity”

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I know some of Yall need to move here 😂😂💯💯💀💀💀

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I lowkey fuck with Flora AND Fauna. Simply different

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@myspace_jake Couldn’t have said it better myself

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My homies will NEVER kiss me :/

[Jake @myspace_jake]

Alright this is getting ridiculous @MLB

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Which is better?

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This Drake response is much better than Push Ups. Some wild claims too, can’t wait to see how Kendrick responds. Shut the fuck up about the Mob Ties shit though. Any Mob Ties you have was purchased after success lmao

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Obese but the only thing really fat about me is MY wallet cuzzo!!!!

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Whoever’s been running this account wasn’t me, for 6 years I’ve been locked in a basement in Iowa forced to watch @RobSchneider ‘Hot Chick’ for 18 hours a day. At this point idk how much longer I can take it.

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@italianbibby You’ll never fucking catch me!!! Blex pull the car around!!! We’re getting out of here