joe

ohio u alum | i play guitar hero on expert

[joe @Jruss310]

Growing up everyone told me I’d be a failure. That I wouldn’t amount to anything. That my goals were too big for me to accomplish.

This is for my haters.

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

You guys have to understand that there’s a reason everybody hates us right? Like the whole filmbros are annoying didn’t just come out of nowhere

[ryan @ryangaur]

*walks out of a movie* 387 I think

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Just chatted with a guy who has 2 kids, a loving wife, pulls in $350k before bonus, runs 6 miles every morning, owns a 4-bedroom in the West Village, just bought a boat, and is genuinely funny and kind and he still can't find a girlfriend.

Modern dating is so broken.

[joe @Jruss310]

when the browns beat the steelers 48-37 in the playoffs back in 2021, I drew this illustration.

pure elation. I had never seen a browns playoff win before

everyone from that team is now gone. check in on your browns fans today.
#dawgcheck

@REFLOG18 @Browns @SirYacht_

[bri @brie_alyssa]

you have continued to make an enemy out of me @browns .

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Well it’s official.

Myles Garrett.

[Reggie James @HipCityReg]

It’s cool to care

[Dr. Leo Lmao @LE0_LMA0]

obsession making 100x its budget in 2 weeks and backrooms opening like this against a star wars movie… hollywood may never let anyone over the age of 30 hold a camera again

[autist @litteralyme0]

THE GOOD INDIE MOVIE IS MOGGING THE DISNEY CASH GRAB SLOP MOVIE

[Tyler ~Bibee's Glasses~ Griffith @tgriffith1992]

Protect Trans Kids and fuck the Houston Astros.

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

repeating someone’s typo and ignoring the rest of the message is incredibly funny to me

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

DON’T BE AVERAGE

• Go to the gym 12x a day
• eat 2,000 grams of protein by noon
• carry your car to the gym, don’t drive
• sleep in a plank
• never take a rest day, you’re wasting time
• don’t drink water, it has no protein
• eat your meals in a wall sit

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Gmail quand je me connecte sur un autre appareil

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Think about how good LeBron had to be to bring a championship to a Cleveland sports team

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

@barstoolsports raise the banner

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Bonsai/#1 leavanny fan @Peko_girlboss]

Sleeper pick for the best starter Pokémon of all time, I can’t think of a single actual valid criticism for any of these guys