Matilda

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

I studied to 16 and that was more than enough. Studying for an additional 4 years seems daft.

[Ash ☀️ @ashpainix]

BRING BACK PRIMEVAL

[Lucia @luciaemason]

Because every other social media platform has seen it but twitter hasn’t.

January 20th 2023 save the date for Sister Shindig. A night celebrating women in bass music at Hootananny Brixton.

I’ve put a lot into this brand pls like, share or even better get a ticket

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

A Walrus getting lost, ending up in Scarborough and then masturbating IN PUBLIC then having a sleep and then Scarborough Council cancelling the NYE fireworks display in case it woke him is the denouement of 2022.

[Howard Beckett @mayamuskl]

• NHS Hospital Canteen: ‘Single Tuna sarnie’ costing £3.00 for nurses, paid for out of their own wage

• Houses of Parliament: ‘Rum banana tarte tatin with rum and raisin ice cream’ for the princely sum of £2.37 for MPs, paid for by you the taxpayer

Nurses’ fight is our fight.

[Matilda @JscMatilda]

@tomszczech Sorry to break it to you Bruce loves an afters he gets around a bit

[Matilda @JscMatilda]

If I charged for these pics like the parrot people in Tenerife I’d be rich by now 😂😂😂

[Matilda @JscMatilda]

@tomszczech @lilcheesetha1st That’s minor for Bruce 😎😎

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

dog owners: don't be scared he’s just playing

the dog:

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me: why tf does my back hurt?

also me:

[PRESENCE @TazerBlack]

Even the dogs dem held two two whine at Carnival 😂

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

u guys got any snacks onboard here

[Matilda @JscMatilda]

@lillyrumbolxx 😭😭😭

[Matilda @JscMatilda]

Getting home from boomtown at 4am with work that same morning was not the move 😰

[Matilda @JscMatilda]

@luciaemason @FlySWISS Scarred for life 😭

[char @yourstrulivia]

I just burst out laughing how the hell are the two scenes exactly the same frame by frame😭😭 And will saying "what about us" just like troy😭

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

they should make a vape like this

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me at 2am counting how many hours of sleep i’m going to get

[Ian Power @IHPower]

“Let’s have a selfie, like the humans do.”