Jscrimmo 🇬🇧

your dads a nonce

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Anthony Gordon after one week on Las Ramblas.

[Shutter Paw @Shutter_Paw]

Edward Richtofen at the #MetGala

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

mind you, niggas solved this case back in october last year

[SP @sspencerukk]

Van Persie 44’
13th June 2014

[Stylo @Stylo_____]

Imagine showing this to someone 5 years ago

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

Defending a young woman from being drugged and assaulted by vile creatures in a bar

My fucking centre back

[leo @leoisorange]

Me showing my Dad I’ve just packed Messi on FIFA 15

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @muxsin2003]

You know how much of a neek you got to be that even PEDOS don’t rate you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[TPH @TPH141190]

Must be mad doing a normal days work knowing that your nan is hugging Hugo Ekitike cos she puts on a boss spread for brekky.

[Austine @theereal_one]

Give me this thing & you'll see autism like you've never seen before from me

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

There’s real tears in my eyes, this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever 😌

[Jordy @jordyinit]

Leon Osman being Somali is the maddest thing I’ve learned this year and I don’t think anything will beat that.

[Eddy 👹 @eddyredmanutd]

A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year party and Burns night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm!

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

Bro really gave us B22s, and Pop Smoke #Hoodlegend

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Ruben Amorim at home watching this Kobbie Mainoo performance

[ski ⛷🇺🇸 @bcfcski]

This will be one of the images in 10 years on a YouTube video like “top 10 tweets you won’t believe came from professional footballers” 😭😭😭

[Keir Crisp (Crispy) @___KR111]

Should diagnose himself some fucking mates

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

Friday tomorrow 👊🏻