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Just your average international actorist queer nerd with a Portlandia influence. Well, except for the average part.

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I should get a soundcloud account just in case this blows up.

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@conaguaDLColima y eso es bueno o?

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@TELMEXSoluciona Y yo entiendo que tu trabajo es decirme eso pero llevo días pidiendo solución y no la veo, fuera de estos mensajitos de ánimo 🤷🏽‍♂️ mientras yo sigo perdiendo trabajo

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Mientras respeten lo permitido, al catre lo debido.
"We don't care. We're the phone company!"

[Telmex Soluciona @TELMEXSoluciona]

@mexicology Nos disculpamos sinceramente por la demora en atender tu reporte Telmex. Estamos respetando el tiempo de solución permitido y pronto te contactaremos.
Jonathan C.

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@Bodegacats_ @iRahulJadhav And Iiiiiiiiiiii will always love you...

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Hola, @TELMEXSoluciona. Cómo dice Jon Secada, "otro día más sin verte" ni tampoco a la señal de internet. Funciona a medianoche y en la madrugada, pero horas hábiles, pa'qué? Chulada de servicio!

[Política Básica @Politica_Basica]

Son tan altos los niveles de violencia qué vivimos y tan normalizado que tenemos esto, que lo único que sabemos es reproducir más violencia en todos los niveles.

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@elciempies Yo tengo una! Me encanta el nombre en inglés: ~"gota de rocío dorada" por el fruto que da.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Turns out it’s what you may call tinnitus

[Martine @HoraeOtii]

Perhaps the biggest letdown of all the entries in the Oxford classical dictionary

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Ayuda, @TELMEXSoluciona! Dos días sin poder conectar para trabajar!

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Right in front of her salad?

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q2. I walked in on James (my boyfriend of 5 years) with his pants at his ankles, standing behind his friend Keith. James said he was on the toilet when he heard Keith choking on chicken, so he ran into the room to give Keith the heimlich maneuver. Keith’s face was red but I’m not sure if it was due to choking or embarrassment. James pulled up his pants and went back into the bathroom. Keith buttoned his pants and left. I haven’t noticed anything gay about James but that scene still bothers me. What do you think I should do? #SBCCHAT

[Joe Di Falco @JoeDiFalco2]

-Lo del "mejor amigo del hombte" creo que no iba así, Antonio.
-Frota sólo un poquito más, Buster.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

“The enshittification of Twitter”

True. And funny.

[Evan Dyer @EvanDyerCBC]

AMLO @lopezobrador_ in his daily show has become accustomed to questions along the lines of "how did you become so wonderful?"
He was not ready when a real journalist asked him a real question about the >150,000 murder victims during his presidency.

[VIKARE @vikare06]

So finally roman cement has been reverse engineered and they found out it is mixed with sea water and calcium oxide. This leads to the cement self healing when it crack and rains on it, which is the reason why the Pantheon is still standing after 2000 years

[Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @PP_Rubens]

Head of a black man, 1777, by John Singleton Copley. It's his day.

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@botmanual tuit perenne

[✨RUBÉN 🍀 @RUBENRBN2021]

Que les parece esta genialidad para que se ataquen en Palacio Nacional
#ConferenciaPresidente
#Mañanera
#XochitlGalvezPresidenta

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😢

[Óscar Luviano @_luviano_]

"Morir, eso no se le hace a un gato..."