Johnathan Switzer

They call me Salami Hilfiger

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

nice guys finish Pabst

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I’m a Feminist

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Facts

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

this is still the most powerful covid tweet

[jadey @missmilkton]

wait

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@madiR0see Are you selling pictures or the actual nipple hairs? Asking for a friend.

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Is it true that if you order a @HeartAttackMane beanie you’ll be put on a terrorist watch list?

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Did y’all hear about that When We Were Eric festival?

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This morning I will be eating pieces of shit like you for breakfast

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Professional Break Dancer

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Update: I was fired from work today because I looked at the chili and thought there’s not enough meat in that. So, I put my meat in it.

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@madiR0see I have scientific research and experience to further back this hypothesis.

[Grace F E N N @grace_fenn]

finished my first piece of digital art… does this mean i own an NFT or whatever?

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Jokes on you, I want you to bite me 😈

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

buy ticket or else i will bite u

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Would Eric from @HeartAttackMane know when those black beanies are shipping? Asking for a friend