Martha Johnstone

At age 12 I weighed 319 pounds

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@CFB_Pat https://t.co/SKrSkM9E0D

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IU fans sure are mouthy for a team that won’t be winning it all, even as the 1 seed.

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@CFB_Pat https://t.co/QO3WeoWqq5

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God I pray we see IU in the natty. Would be as free as the TCU one

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@CFB_Pat https://t.co/lTsp67TbtS

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They’re not scoring more than 28 on either defense lmao

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@CFB_Pat https://t.co/zpRUHy3Yw7

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Indiana at 22% is killing me man 😭. They’re not winning a title.

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@CFB_Pat https://t.co/lRTflO5rI1

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Yeah IU not doing shit in the playoffs

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Zack Wheeler vs. Reds:

7 IP
1 ER
14 K (ties career-high)
4 H
0 BB
39% Whiff rate

2.28 ERA, .190 BAA this season. Not an All-Star.

[Martha Johnstone @JualPanish]

@ImCodyMaverick Nope just driving and checking Twitter as one does

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@ColorRushCarl Mr Hero gas station in Tiffin, OH might be ran dry today

[Color Rush Carl @ColorRushCarl]

Awful news for all alcoholic beverages and the city of New York this Saturday: Carl woke up

cc: @JualPanish

[Martha Johnstone @JualPanish]

😞

[Kyle Busch @KyleBusch]

Happy Birthday @brextonbusch!!! Your mom & I are so proud of who you’re turning out to be! You’re the best kid on & off the track, you amaze us every day. Keep doing what you’re doing and there is no limit to what you’ll accomplish! Love you buddy!

[Martha Johnstone @JualPanish]

@PotterFootlong BYU season soon brother head up

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@PotterFootlong Isn’t your wife a Cincinnati Reds hoe? Sheeeeeeesh

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More like Potter Littlepecker

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@ColorRushCarl @PotterFootlong @1990_Volvo240 That cuts so Deep I would kms if I had a gait like that

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@PotterFootlong @ColorRushCarl @1990_Volvo240

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@RedsInFour It was Mike’s (Napoli) daycare not Tito. You’re probably just mad cuz you thought it said Tito and you have to come up with a reason to hate him every day

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@PotterFootlong They probably snagged a center in the draft right?

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Big date for my guy @ColorRushCarl tonight! Excited to hear how it goes. Think this could be the one