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[juan @Juan6th]

@richies_donsav @FabrizioRomano Why would arsenal do that ? 😭😭😭🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️ José Mourinho: “I know that Vini Jr was booed by the fans last season, so I decided to sub him out…

…to let him hear love from the fans after he scored!”.

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[.B🪖 @Boywrist]

No one wants to hear this but sometimes it’s your fault. Your life isn’t good and it’s your fault. You made bad decisions/ choices and sadly, these are the consequences of your actions.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Premier League Player of the Season.
Man Utd Player of the Season.
FWA Footballer of the Year.
PFA Players’ Player of the Year.

The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.

[Gu$tavo @Ghus_tav0]

I'm a type C person I can wake up at 5am. I can wake up at 1pm.
I can work for 15 hrs straight, or I can do nothing for 3 days. text back in 0.5 secs or 2 weeks later. love being alone but hate feeling lonely. overthink everything, then end up saying it is what it is.

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

There’s been 34 full premier League seasons up until today

17 of those seasons have now had a PFA award winner who didn’t win the league. That’s exactly half the seasons.

Notice how it’s never been a problem until today.

[Jet Daniel 🛩️ @LaceVine]

No man is scared of intelligent women. Infact men prefer intelligent women.

You just think you're intelligent.

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

He never had it easy, tbh.

[Patt @TopherPatt]

*met with a reasonable amount of enthusiasm or interest

[BOLLY thee Creative Explorer🎨 📸🎥 @the_ballington]

Situationships are so fun because all of a sudden, they are giving you attitude and it's really just them liking you more than they should, and they're upset about that, so they're taking it out on you.

[ajay @1meajay]

dey for me once, i go continue dey dey for you as long as i’m in a position to “dey” for you if you need me walai.

that once wey you show up for me wey save me so means a lot to me you nor go know.

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[MJ🕷️ @talibandithavin]

Keep goin till u feel nothing.

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I’m at the age where I just need to know if we doing this or not because I got things to do

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

Whosoever will take the liberation of this country on his shoulders will have a lot of killing to do. And I mean a lot.

[🧟‍♂️ @DharMhi7]

“god punish nonchalant men”
because i no gree mumu for you😂

[TC @totalcristiano]

1st goal 977th goal

[Eye Bee @eyebee_art]

"If you are among the man utd fans who insulted bruno fernandes because of Cr7, pls stay on that side..."

E no go better for you and bruno

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Since Okocha relegate Hull City, na now dem dey come back.