J.A.O 🔰❤

🔴#MUFC fan, unfortunately 🔴

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

@StretfordPaddck Ridiculously easy for Fulham to get in behind, could and probably should have conceded 2 or 3 by now

Other end Rashford should have scored at least one, looks a shadow of what he was for Barca last season even

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

I was in pain watching him tbh

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🚨🗣️ Michael Carrick on Benjamin Sesko: "He just felt a little bit of pain after the game the other night [against Brighton]. We're assessing that. Hopefully, it's not too bad but we will have to see."

[MUTV] #MUFC

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

Can't even get annoyed at the result today, played against 10 men for over 70 minutes and didn't look even the slightest bit dangerous

Had a whole summer and a transfer window to improve and we look worse at both ends of the pitch.

We've seen it all before sadly. #MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our 2026/27 #UCL games are set 🍿

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Understand Carlos Baleba to Man United deal fee will be £65m plus £5m add-ons.

Cameroon midfielder has authorization to travel from Brighton as Manchester United have booked a medical over the weekend.

Here we go, confirmed. 🇨🇲

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

@ManUtd @ACTindbuilding Put your hand in your pocket and stop relying on injury prone players praying for a miracle they stay fit

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

Maybe it's just because I'm older now but these kind of posts never fail to make me laugh

1. Transfer negotiations don't work like that
2. You can't just 'get rid' of a player
3. Signing V Junior does not win us the league

[Zoba @Czooba]

If Vinicius Jnr is available and wants £400k

1) Get rid of Marcus Rashford and Joshua Zirkzee
2) Strip Mason Mount off the No.7 Jersey and hand it over to Vini
3) Add Manuel Ugarte, their must be a job for him at Real Madrid — Mourinho type

An attack of Vini x Cunha x Sesko x Amad and Mbeumo wins you the premier league.

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

@ChinoUTD Is this a real quote? One of my biggest gripes with X these days is people making up quotes for pointless exposure

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

Cannot underestimate what an achievement this is 🔥

Used far too much as a term but Bruno is genuine world class 🇵🇹

[LiveScore @livescore]

Bruno Fernandes took fewer games to reach 100 goals and 100 assists than Messi and Ronaldo 👑

An incredible achievement 👏

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

And people last summer were calling for him to be sold 🙃

Some of our 'fans' really are unbelievably clueless

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

🚨 | Bruno Fernandes is now 3 goals away from having DOUBLE-DIGIT GOALS and DOUBLE-DIGIT ASSISTS for 9 consecutive seasons.

2017-18: 16 goals, 18 assists
2018-19: 32 goals, 18 assists
2019-20: 27 goals, 22 assists
2020-21: 28 goals, 18 assists
2021-22: 10 goals, 14 assists
2022-23: 14 goals, 15 assists
2023-24: 15 goals, 13 assists
2024-25: 19 goals, 19 assists
2025-26: 7 goals, 16 assists

321 G/A - 168 goals & 153 assists.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🐝🐝

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

Take a moment to appreciate Bruno Fernandes 👏

To think some of our 'fans' wanted to sell this man in the summer. Absolute insanity. #MUFC

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

@SkySportsPL Most embarrassing pundit going, has this guy ever actually been right about anything ever?

Full time clown

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

Remember when people were screaming for this guy to be sold?

This guy has been worth every penny of that £80m we spent on him over the years

What a turnaround, Harry Maguire 👏

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Harry Maguire did not lose a single duel, on the ground or in the air, in 97 minutes against Arsenal.

The best CB on the pitch. ✅

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🗣️ "It's Carrick, you knowwwww..."

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

@Kamal_Gooner @AdamMcKola Where you getting 3 times from? My guy is counting training sessions 😭

Take your L there's a good little gooner ❤️

[J.A.O 🔰❤ @JuanAnderOnly]

Dorgu BANGER 💥
Cunha STUNNER 🎆

Beat Arsenal playing some beautiful football, and really starting to look like a proper team. THIS IS UNITED 🔴❤️