The Cow

It's my pleasure.

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Anyone else think this Super Salad is the beginning of the end for us? @CfaPetPeeves @cfa_struggles @Cfa_Bullshit @CFAProblems @CFAProblemss

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Yes...even I'm guilty https://t.co/ymaoouuORI

[Chickfila Pet Peeves @CfaPetPeeves]

Merry Christmas Eve(ry person on this planet is ordering a catering tray)

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals @CfaPetPeeves @cfa_struggles @CFAProblems @Cfa_Bullshit @CFAProblemss @CFA_Probs_

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

@peytonidk Someone else likes being the cow? #ComeToMyCFA

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Just overheard this from a mom to her daughter: "It's Chick-fil-A. No one is going to try to steal you."

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Guest: Can I have a Dr. Pepper?
Me: Sure!
Guest: Ooo, how about DIET Dr. Pepper?
*dies*
@cfa_struggles @CfaPetPeeves @CFAProblems

[CFA_Struggles @cfa_struggles]

"Which drink is which?"

Well ignoramus, the clear one would be sprite. The dark one would be coke. Any more brain-boggling questions?

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Oh, I noticed you're carrying 3+ trays. Do you mind getting me one of each sauce? @cfa_struggles @CfaPetPeeves @CFAProblems @CFACustomersSay

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Whatever happened to people eating candy on Halloween? #traysgalore @cfa_struggles @CfaPetPeeves @CFAProblems

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

"Would you like the 8 or 12ct nugget meal?"
"Yes."
Okay, 12ct nugget it is! You had your chance.

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

A full-grown man was trying to see where I see out of in the cow suit so he takes his phone's flashlight and shines it right into the neck.

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

@CorbinForrester gave me one of the nicest compliments today. #GonnaFindHimARedBinderNow

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

That moment when you realize that one of your team leaders (@kylemcbride13 ) looks like @DrakeBell ... @cfa_struggles

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

Guest: May I have dipping sauce?
Me: Sure, which kind?
Guest: Yes.
Me: Okay which dipping sauce would you like?
Guest: Mhm.
@cfa_struggles

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

I take back my take-back. I was right.

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

#IGetTenseWhen guests ask me for McNuggets with their Happy Meal.

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

When you're the cow & you have to deal with devil children...@CfaPetPeeves @cfa_struggles @CFAProblems @CFAProblemss

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

I call this one, the "Thinkin' Kevin". @k_noodle_

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

@kylemcbride13 is dead to me.

[The Cow @JuanFromCFA]

"Is that a dog...oh wait, no that's Turia" #carleyhoffman @amysomers23