Jucob Zama

I love long showers, my wives, renovating my house and making random statements in the media for everybody to laugh at.

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Great to see so many people turned out to wish me happy birthday at the lawns of the Union building this afternoon

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

One person's reshuffle is a whole countries worst nightmare

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Today's speech really showed them whose boss!!! #Zuma

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Black Friday just seems so racist!

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

I'm glad Trump won, Bill would have made a really ugly first lady!

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

I'm concerned that if Trump wins that Mexicans will flood our country looking for a new place to live

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

It's raining but the sun's shining. I guess somewhere a politican is getting married #monkeyswedding

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Sitting at a table in #SaxonwoldShebeen I see they have humble pie on the menu

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Nothing like Saturday afternoon drinks at #SaxonwoldShebeen

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

That report that came out today was very similar to my school report card. Both show that I am a failure.

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Found out that the red outfits in PTA is an EFF march. I was worried, I thought the red ants had come to remove me from the Union buildings

[Chris Hart @chrishartZA]

Gordhan's NPA saga: This is selective prosecution at its worst via @News24 https://t.co/5pWYcLAObV
..crafting new charges; ignoring existing

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

People going crazy about Trump's comments about women. I would never say such things about my bi... Uh! I mean wives!

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

A free meal with gravy...all aboard the train!!! https://t.co/EmIhjcRgCY

[Chris Hart @chrishartZA]

Will Ekhuruleni metro now struggle under the weight of patronage refugees heading out of Joburg & Tshwane who just lost their meal ticket?

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Gordhan + Zuma =BFF

#not

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

Vasco da Gama is the new speaker for Johannesburg. Could have been worse, it could have been Jan Van Riebeeck

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

I can't decide if I should vote for Hillary or Trump on Wednesday

[Jack Bloom @JackBloomDA]

Gauteng Premier doesn't want to take my R5000 bet for charity that DA will beat ANC in Joburg and Pretoria.

[Jucob Zama @JucobZama]

You know the EFF sent that tornado to Tembisa, right?