That Kenyan Girl

Jesus is my king, the rest is subtext with laughter in between! 😇

[🐥 @nyarr037]

Endo is just marinated cancer, my cousin used to bleed hadi kwa macho, the hair pores on her body nkt 😭 Atleast she died the pain was so much

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

always express your discomfort to people you do not want to resent

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

On it.

[Aisi @AisiAtiti]

Game nights are not the time for friendship, we are here for war.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

The lagosification of Nairobi is scary.

[That Kenyan Girl @Juddytush]

Priutt Igoe reborn..!!

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

HATE TO SAY IT BUT I WILL: WE TOLD YOU SO!!!

This is EXACTLY what we said these houses were going to be - crowded, insecure, no water, poor sanitation - exactly the thing it was meant to solve.
Kowloon Walled City vibes.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Oraimo watutengenezee a day between Sunday and Monday tupumzike

[Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ @iamkathambi]

I’m not sure how I feel about the ‘pedal pusher’ comeback…

[Neli @MainNeli_]

Watching Financially Incorrect i have realised a headstart in life from your parents and background really plays a major major part of your success in life in later days. Successful people come from very well to do families. However trivial they make it seem sometimes.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

If you do all your maintenance on one day (including hair) you realise the beauty industry has done an absolute number on us 😂

[ᶜᴰᶠᴬ @SirLV]

So much inconsistency.

Why are the nutrition values different in both?

How can authentic Greek Yoghurt have less than 10g of Protein?

Why does the 2nd one have 3 and the other has 6? 🤣🤣🤣

This is NOT GREEK YOGHURT, rather, Greek style yoghurt.

Why does everything have to be so SCAMMY in that country?! 🤧🤧🤧

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Vivo Fashion Group (@VivoFashionGrp) clocks Kes 1.0 billion worth of annual revenue.

[Sura Common @Sura_common]

Please help find my auntie 🙏🏾 Esther Wairimu Keige
Esther was last seen in Juja Town on 10th June 2026 3pm. She is 54yrs old and has been suffering depression, and was on treatment.
Esther Wairimu Keige is a lawyer, and she works as a legal officer at Kenya Forest Service.

[Michelle Knepper @mulchmama]

@GhostOfStoneyX2 Finding a niché service or skill for rich people is the best advice I’d give someone. I’ve taken care of wealthy people’s roses for 25 years and have made a good living doing it.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[Kaluhi's_Kitchen @KaluhisKitchen]

Courtesy of my sister, I have found my new favourite Nairobi bakery.

Its name is Choux (pronounced Shoo) IG: @/chouxbakery.ke💛. They have been around for a while, its me who's late to the party but better late than never right🤭😍?

[Zlatan @Alphazlatan11]

@Kenyans This is how narcissists behave....they always bring their own tragedies in the middle of other people's tragedies.. pathetic human beings these ones

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

I asked the Marketing Manager of @PrideinnHotels whether he was worried about the rise of Airbnb's in Kenya, and especially the coastal region, and he said "No". His reasons; many Kenyans on holiday still don't want to do their own laundry or cook own food. ☺️. Your thoughts?

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

There’s plenty of room in State House for that fuckass quarantine center. They can have it there.