Donald Marijuana

All tweets from an actual high person, which is exactly what everyone wants to read

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Tfw you are high

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Every once in a while you get three quick pees in before you flush and it feels like you’re really saving the planet right there

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

90 Day Fiancé is a more complete and in-depth examination of the dregs of every rung on the white socioeconomic ladder than any graduate anthropology thesis, prove me wrong

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

@Randazzoj Mayonnaise

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

@peglegginmeghan it me 🤪

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious

Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs

Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow

Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

@Jamesmartincole My man

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@peglegginmeghan I vote 4 u 4 prez

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Donald is on the prowl

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@peglegginmeghan 👀

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Oh yeah you ain’t lyin

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

...and all the kids would run to to half court and just shell the area around the basket with heaves the whole time and I have to be like oh yeah it is pretty fun to get it from so far away you gotta admit

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Man I’m getting so mad at the @celtics for settling for all these early clock contested threes and then I remember that when I coached 8th grade boys basketball and we’d do five minutes of layups five minutes of free throws and then some free shoot time...

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

“Hey baby you are so superhuman that you must act as the ‘leader’ to the other millionaire babies in a way where they agree that you are their leader baby so we can all be successful and here is how to do that” I mean whaaattt

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Man what must it be like and what must YOU be like to be able to successfully coach a group of superhuman celebrity millionaire babies

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

.@DwightHoward seems like the kind of kid who was really into quoting The Mask

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Man it’s so nice for the Celtics not to have the pressure on them to have to avoid becoming the first team to ever go up 3-0 and then lose the series

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Hell yeah the dream

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

Oh my god I figured out the perfect announcer combination

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

You need one who focuses on the ANALYTICS: nuts and bolts, what strategies are being used, the logical component of the game, and the other commentator needs to bring the HEART:,reminds us of the human stakes and storylines playing out before our very eyes! The how and the why!

[Donald Marijuana @Judge5000]

It’s not a main commentator and a color commentator who just does like stupid Dennis Miller jokes