Judge Elihu Smails

Co-Founder & President, Bushwood Country Club | Member, Rolling Lakes Yacht Club | I NEVER slice.

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@ByMHarrington Botterill should take all that money he has to spend bc nobody wants to come to Seattle and sign Bedard to an obnoxiously massive offer sheet.

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@DeuceDoucette I guarantee you he’s not signing with Toronto. I cannot be any clearer about that. If you can get odds anywhere, bet every single dollar you have that he won’t end up in Toronto. It’s a certainty.

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@salmaiorana Ye have little faith.

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@ByMHarrington When he whiffed on the first shot we should’ve known what was coming.

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@ByMHarrington Oh wow. I didn’t realize he was actually hurt.

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@bay0u813 “We”

Grow up.

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@BuffaloSabres Nobody celebrates Kwanzaa. Maybe talk to a black person once in your life and you’d know that.

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@sfj8888 There’s a non-zero chance it’s this waste of life.

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@RussellHartness @Mariners Yes ret@rd, that’s correct.

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@Super70sSports

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@ByTimGraham Well that doesn’t sound very promising, Tim.

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@ssnbattlechop 1.) It’s impossible to go wire-to-wire if you’re in second place after the first round.

2.) That’s Scheffler, not Dechambeau.

LMAO

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@HistoryOfFights @EnricoCiccone Don Cherry used to say that Ciccone was his wife Rose’s favorite player because he was so handsome.

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@FB_Helmet_Guy The number font is awful. And the uniforms are boring. Hopefully their other uniforms are better.

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@RLawlerCT @BaseballQuotes1 It sounds like a radio feed matched up with the video.

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@RLawlerCT @BaseballQuotes1 Jon Miller was the colorman from '79-'82 with Ken Coleman doing play by play on WITS (radio).

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@ByMHarrington Did you happen to see the video of Byram’s first PP shift as a Sabre last night? If so, what are your thoughts?

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@burnsieoriginal Ridly Greig would NEVER try stuff like that if the Leafs had a guy like Ryan Reaves on their roster.

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@ClayTravis Thoughts?

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@hockey_samurai They all represented Canada in international competition?