Judge Spurs

Loyal Spurs fan.

[Judge Spurs @JudgeSpurs]

@Squawka Easy. He's a has-been.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Harry Kane scored 73 goals for club and country last season.

But not only is he a heavyweight goalscorer, he is also the creative, physical and emotional heart of a Bayern Munich side that won a domestic double and will again contend to become European champions.

In the summer, he led England to the World Cup semi-finals, too.

The England captain and Ballon d’Or contender analyses clips with @SebSB to show The Athletic what football looks like through his eyes...

This is @HKane, My Game in My Words.

🔗 https://t.co/zVGNY7fnVh

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

The Spurs fitness staff, giving strong vibes of ‘stopped by the police and having to make up fake names in a hurry’.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just messaged Sandro Tonali, Hi Sandro, I bet you have a few regrets about today?

He replied, What do you mean James?

I replied, Well, you left a great club in Newcastle to join relegation battlers Tottenham.

He replied, I’m more optimistic than that James.

I replied, You just lost to Newcastle and your new club can’t even score a goal.

He replied, Ok James, not now.

I replied, Spurs have finished 17th two years in a row and it looks like it will be same again this season. What are you doing?!

He replied, James, I said NOT NOW.

[Judge Spurs @JudgeSpurs]

@quicustodiat @lhunar It’s the book’s fault. The series actually puts in some Silo story. In the book it’s past before Silo story only

[Wesley Victor Mak 🇮🇹 @WesleyVictorMak]

Fiorentina wordt sinds de dood van vader Rocco geleid door Giuseppe Commisso, een Amerikaan die amper Italiaans spreekt.

Na de 4-0 tegen Roma las hij vanaf z’n telefoon een paar Italiaanse dooddoeners voor.

Vanuit het publiek komt een ‘vaffanculo’ terug.

[no context tottenham @nocontextspurs]

“Inserting Savinho and Marmoush into this Tottenham super team”

[Judge Spurs @JudgeSpurs]

@SpursOfficial Downright ugly

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Stepping up when we needed him most and giving everything for the Club.

You'll always be part of our family, Joao 🤍

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce that Ben Davies has signed a new contract with the club ✍️

Congratulations, Ben! 🙌

🔗 https://t.co/f3JoY2VA9e

[Judge Spurs @JudgeSpurs]

@sandra_dxxx @MagicalPep @peaceandfaaji Yes, on all your questions.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Our thoughts are with Christian Eriksen and his family.

Wishing you a full and speedy recovery, Christian. We’re all with you 🤍

[Judge Spurs @JudgeSpurs]

@TheSpursExpress @FabrizioRomano Yeah, fine, take him

[Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants @SpursSongSheet]

We are so lucky to have Roberto De Zerbi, but we are even luckier to have @Madders10. The boy was born to play for this Club.

Huge 26/27 campaign 🚀

[Simply Spurs @Simply_Spurs]

EVERY SINGLE RIVAL FAN THAT PRAYED FOR OUR RELEGATION CAN HOLD THATTTTTTT

[Tottenham Independent Transfer Stories @solventspurs]

To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Congratulations to everyone at the club especially the fans - massive fight and result on the final day! 💪

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

We had no Premier League wins in 2026 (13 games), prior to the arrival of Roberto De Zerbi. Relegation looked increasingly inevitable.

Thank you for saving this club from relegation, Roberto, we are eternally indebted to you for that. 🤍🇮🇹

[Kieran @thfckieran22]

Same cat who picked us to win the Europa League…

[Sulekha Tripathi @sulekhat95]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING AN HOUR OF NETFLIX TONIGHT.

This 1 hour Stanford lecture by Joel Peterson will teach you more about negotiation and getting what you want than most people learn in years.

Bookmark it and give it an hour, no matter what.