Judgement Dave

I never said I was funny. Oh... wait. I did didn't I. I was being ironic.

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@TheStingisBack Bladerunner

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@krassenstein It’s not winning compared to before the war, but it is a better state of affairs than now.

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@SianaNache79742 You noticed the spelling of bread but overlooked the dinosaur!?

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@fesshole I’ve never heard it referred to as ‘nan’s own roast’ before.

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@floboflo Even the most stubborn shoplifter will balk at the merest possibility of having to share a cell with Richard Madeley.

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@YourAnonNews Imagine how bad it must now feel to be one of the two worse than him.

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@WUTangKids @nickreeves9876 Was Farage there?
Maybe ‘MILLIONS’ is his nickname.

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@SandyofCthulhu I’ve always thought it was a good (and entertaining ) description except for saying that the egg demon comes when he eats ‘bad noodle’.
I’ve never really got the impression that the quality of noodles was particularly poor. Sure, it’s just food from the works canteen, but ’bad’?

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@MarinaPurkiss @Frances_Coppola Viewspapers

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@thefarmersheep The Norwegian Blue is famously known as an xParrot.

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@zebraellah It’s strange that chickens haven’t developed one yet.

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@Suzierizzo1 The correct answer is zero, since you assert that it is a tree and trees do not have actual faces.
Regular pareidolia may make it look like there are faces there, but it’s an illusion.

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@1goodtern Aliens is a very different film to Alien, but can it really be said to be ‘more effective’? It seems a bit like saying that apples are more fruity than oranges.

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@IronbarBooks @theliamnissan I’ve heard that there’s a Hilton in the Mariana Trench.

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@gorrillacrisis Under their own power or assisted by a human with a catapult?

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@TashP351 Given how frivolous and fun it is but how hard it must be to organise/plan/co-ordinate, I think it’s possibly the one application where nobody would object to using AI creatively.

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@canadiancarol1 @bominouca It’s weird isn’t it? Usually a cat waving its tail like that does mean that it’s annoyed/about to strike out. But everything else here seems to show that the cat is enjoying it.
(I painfully learnt about wagging cat tails being the opposite of dogs years ago…)

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@SandyofCthulhu I also have Giger’s Necronomicon (I and II) and Biomechanics, and I disagree at your description of them being huge coffee table books.
They’re far bigger than that!

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@creepydotorg The ending was one of the few times a film has improved on the written work it was based upon.

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@ArtCandee As someone in the UK, whilst not claiming to speak for the entire population, I’d be very surprised if Tent Peg Donny speaks for us more than Harry does.