Netanyahu: I need $12 billion
Trump: Approved
Elon Musk: SpaceX needs $4.16 billion
Trump: Approved
Jeff Bezos: Amazon needs $17.5 billion
Trump: Approved
Top 1%: We need a $1 trillion tax cut
Trump: Approved
Average Joe: My wife has cancer. Can we get Medicaid?
Trump: Denied
As I reported a couple of weeks ago, Trump, the DOJ and the WH were lying all along. Cases against alleged vandals were all lies. Lawsuits should be filed and the liars should be shamed.
🇮🇱Netanyahu at 6:00 PM: "I'm going to NYC. I'll speak truth to this hateful official. Let's see him try to arrest me."
🇺🇸Mamdani at 6:05 PM: "ICC issued a warrant. I back it. I can't arrest you. DC can. I'm asking the feds to act. NYC doesn't welcome war criminals. We will defend human dignity." 🔥🔥
Bro with metal Spine. Zohran Mamdani is now most popular leader in US.👏
Biden has brutally roasted Donald Trump 🔥
🇺🇸Trump at 2:00 PM: "Things were terrible under Biden. Inflation and corruption everywhere."
🇺🇸Biden at 2:05 PM: "Right. You’ve made more money in Last 2 years than in the last 60 years of your life. You legalized corruption and crashed the country into the ground." 🔥
This is HILARIOUS 🔥
🇺🇸 Trump at 5:00 PM: “I can solve the Strait of Hormuz issue in just two minutes, faster than your head could spin.”
🇺🇸 Obama at 5:05 PM: “You’ve been unable to open the Strait of Hormuz for the past 140 days. You even failed to open it during your second attempt at war.”👏🔥
Obama brutally cooked him 💪
Trump's jabs at Kaitlan Collins—mocking her looks and calling her award "fake" —were way out of line.
She asks the tough questions and that’s exactly why he went after her.
I stand with Kaitlan 💯
This is Massive 🔥
🇺🇸Trump at 5:00 PM: "Biden and Democrats caused the affordability crisis in this country. I fixed it on day one."
🇺🇸Mamdani at 5:05 PM: "Fixed it on Day one? People can’t survive. Rent is up. Jobs are gone. You spent billions on illegal wars. You found money for war, but not for Americans." 🔥🔥
Zohran Mamdani is now Trump’s Biggest Nightmare 💪
Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $719 billion
Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $255 billion
Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $212 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Obscene. We must raise the minimum wage to a living wage.
Hunter Biden: “People believed there was this thing called the Biden crime family. I didn’t do a single piece of business when my dad was president. I made basically $200K a year selling paintings. Don and Eric have done over $1.3B just in contracts for underlying companies they have an ownership stake in with the DoD”
I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.
Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.
Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.
People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.
Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.
He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.
That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.
There is a name for it.
So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.
The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.
And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.
Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.
And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.
Just another joke at our expense.
CNN's Jake Tapper was a deranged bloodhound following the trail of Joe Biden experiencing *normal aging processes* in office but can't turn his Sherlockian skills to the comparatively simple question of whether Mitch McConnell is *still on Earth*. Is there no money in the latter?
Zohran Mamdani is the front runner to beat out trump as the TIME person of the year.
LOVE to see this. 🙏❤️
If this happens, I might never stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣