Matthew Juett

Purveyor of bullshit social commentary

[Maddy Gibbons @RetsMadd]

Holy fuck it's happening, it's finally happening

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

We’re about to see this happen in real time

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

"What the hell movie was he growing his hair out that ridiculously for in 2004?" Consults IMDB. "Ah, of course. Van Helsing."

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Me when I see cat

[Matthew Juett @Jue_boy]

@ReysukaXO Hi

[Matthew Juett @Jue_boy]

When someone perfect pops up on a dating app but you're out of likes 😭

[meg west @cybersecmeg]

i had a rough day today, but i didn’t doordash crumbl cookies to my house and eat all 4 in one sitting, so we’re calling today a win

[i like food @messedupfoods]

potitoes

[Matthew Juett @Jue_boy]

WHY DO CATS EAT PLASTIC?!

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

It. 🎈

[Matthew Juett @Jue_boy]

I am so starved for human attention right now 😭

[Matthew Juett @Jue_boy]

I am so bored on a Saturday night I jumped back on Tinder