Juels Bland.

Human

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i did not steal these cheeto. here am a email proof.

[WomanAgainstFeminism @NoToFeminism]

I don’t need femimsms a female Doctor Who? What next, women becoming doctors in real life? Who will answer the phones????

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

Wasn't "Executive Order 13769" the name of the order Palpatine gave Anakin when he killed all those younglings?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Hi there. I'm Mitch McConnell. When I'm not having disabled people arrested for protesting a bill that will kill them, my hobbies include

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

@realDonaldTrump #cockholster

[emily bell @emilybell]

podcast genres : 1. Men going on about things. 2. Whispery crime 3.Millennials talking over each other 4. Should be 20 minutes shorter

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Easiest way to understand President Trump is to listen to civilian Trump. https://t.co/zLyjSnrCSH

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

@realDonaldTrump THIS GUY GETS IT!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

I just don't quite see what the endgame is here. Is that you Guccifer? #hailsuedeton #getit? #likesuedeandsatan #becausegucciandlucifer

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

So, I've been hacked. But like...I'm still hacked? So the hacker follows random accts and then DMs people I actually know. About hair loss.

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

Read this Alexander Hamilton quote. Then read it again. The founders KNEW what was coming.

(via @jbf1755)

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

#Trumpcare https://t.co/2MFMYhtv2n

[POLITICO @politico]

White House: Don't call it Trumpcare https://t.co/rhRE4WVKft

[Jeff B. Davis @JeffBryanDavis]

The #Oscar confusion was great. For a moment we could almost forget that a deranged sexist bigoted illiterate gameshow host is president.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

.@DonaldJTrumpJr except this one. This one was just a total lie:

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

I didn't know I wanted an Of Mice and Men musical until @AlanTudyk told me I did.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

CIA officer resigns over Trump.

"I cannot in good faith serve this administration as an intelligence professional." https://t.co/vDxkuhiNrB

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

The president just tweeted -- and then deleted -- this:

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

https://t.co/Hi695MpscQ https://t.co/svBd3hpjPC

[Juels Bland. @Juels_Bland]

Just saw a meme on a billboard. In case it wasn't clear enough yet that we're doomed.