Juggling Rick

Don't juggle between the other candidates, elect Juggling Rick for President!

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@puppyb0y444 but... but puppyboy 😢😢😢😢😢😢

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@rickcsssanchez no. citadel is the best in the multiverse. go away.

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Everyone is so mean. Everyone needs to die. Im nuking the citadel.

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@pricksanch3z You need to die.

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Im going to cut off the morning news head and juggle it. Nobody came to my show except for cupid morty.

[🎤 Citadel Morning News @c1tadelnews]

🗞️ Boring news.

Candidate Juggling Rick has made an account, announces "Juggling show" at 6pm tomorrow night. At least he's better than our current president, amirite?

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[Rick Prime @pricksanch3z]

@mortysickness how the fuck did a morty like you get a date

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Goodnight all Ricks and Mortys.

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Ever since I lost the elections Im pretty sure Ive gone crazy.

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@BIGM0NEYMORTY Juggling is always the answer!!!

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@slickmorty_ I thought this was known.

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@evilmortyxmorty Sure you do.

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I know something about our president that would shock alot of you.

[𐔌͡ ◟ miami morty @mortywave]

me when im an old fart and lie

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@305_rick yeesh.

[Jerry Smith @JerrySmithAgent]

I love abortion and women’s rights #rickAndMorty

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Im still pissed Campaign Manager Morty rejected my offer.

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50 voters already. Thank you all.

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@pricksanch3z Sure. Whatever makes you feel better.

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Juggling show in 1 hour. Starts at 6 pm EST. Entry fee is only 5 schmeckles.

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@RickRexxx Awh. Id legalize this if I could.