Slick Morty

He/Him | i wish i was somewhere else
besties: @LizardMortyy (still trying to find specs and fa- left handed morty)

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

I'm just out here trying to find a better purpose in this dumb citadel

you can ask me some stuff: https://t.co/BUd1NyndIw

#ramtwt #parodytwt

[//keep in mind this might be hella ooc im just having fun LMFAO]

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@pricksanch3z @MindySmith030 thats none of your business

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@PresMortyOffic im glad to know that mr. president some mortys have cockroaches or even ants infested apartments

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@pricksanch3z @MindySmith030 GO AWAY YOU LIKE POOP

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@LizardMortyy damn lizard morty i didn't know you swing that way

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

im not gonna answer that

[Lizard Morty -🦎 🐜 @LizardMortyy]

@slickmorty_ I’m gay for everyone because I love everyone equally 💚 I think that’s how it works

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@LizardMortyy SHHHHHHH

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@rickmeanswell lay them off jeez-

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

the morty shelters are good enough, i just think they need a little upgrade...

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@ZapzzStudios air fryer sounds really cool actually

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@pr0tectands3rve im not..

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@ZapzzStudios mhm and proper kitchen corner

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@LizardMortyy @SnowballRNM i'd love to! we could go to morty park together

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@LizardMortyy @SnowballRNM thanks lizard morty, i really needed that💛

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@LizardMortyy @SnowballRNM some mortys won't stop taunting me about it

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@SunglassesMoe deserved

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@LizardMortyy @SnowballRNM dude people keep calling me gay

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

@MindySmith030 where is specs and left handed morty

[Slick Morty @slickmorty_]

i thought mortys were better than ricks but you guys just keep swarming my strawpage and nonstop calling me gay, im really gonna do it this time