Officer Rick

Peace Officer of the Citadel——no Morty.
He/Him.
stop asking me to arrest you if you haven’t committed an actual crime.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

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ℹ︎nfo

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[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Unfortunately

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

I wouldn’t know. I didn’t have a Diane, so I don’t harbor the obsessive compulsion to track his every move. Last I heard he went silent a few days ago.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Milkshakes are for children.

Blueberry.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Had to help a scared Morty who’d gotten separated from his Rick. Poor little fella.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

@Morty_C_Smith I support your kind

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Something about the first gay Citadel president.

[Vilya @VilyaVlopick]

rnmtwt right now

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

A SUBSTANTIAL amount more than Ricks. But this is because of Mortytown. After the... Incident I have a lot more patrols around that area. This is usually due to the nature of Mortys. Ricks will flee and fight; Mortys will cry for their grandpa.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

I don’t care for Mortys but something about this made my chest hurt. Was I MADE to feel emotionally inclined to protect a Morty?? What the fuck.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

A disturbing amount. I think he WANTS to be arrested.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Framing this.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

The fact you needed to specify implies you don’t think Morty cops are bastards. They’re the meanest ones.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

I don’t really care, honestly. Self-love is important, right?

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Why are you shoving mystery foods into YOUR MOUTH? Survival instincts of a fart

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Yeah, no back in your kennel you mutt

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Possibly. I’m not the best with names. But I’m surprisingly good at faces, which is odd since most of us share the same exact features. I might’ve pulled them over before.

[🍸 — BIG MORTY @BIGM0NEYMORTY]

I don’t need it. I have much better things to pay for.

> https://t.co/OO5SJQaKib

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

@Morty_C_Smith ??? THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

I assumed my uniform was given temperature-regulating enhancements why am I sweating my balls off in this damn thing

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

@Robin193891 They drive a hard bargain, I’ll tell you that.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

Just letting everyone know I am perfectly fine with a gay Morty in power and I wholeheartedly support it.

[Officer Rick @pr0tectands3rve]

@smortyc137 I don’t think I can explain further without being put in harms way