Morty Smith

morty smith
video games + pokemon cards
i guess this is public now

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

uh, hi. i dont really know what im supposed to post on here. honestly, im not even sure why i made this. summer just said it was weird that i didnt have one, so...yeah.

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

see, this is exactly the kinda thing nobody warned me about

[Zoey @pimtastiic]

Care to explain yourself?? @PresMortyOffic

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@itssoggysocks @EVlLPRlCK why would anybody agree to that

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@itssoggysocks honestly, i feel like thats not the weirdest part

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

honestly, the more i hear about the citadel, the less i understand it

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

okay, i thought the pokemon card thing was a joke at first but i actually made my first trade!

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@gglvr6323 yeah, maybe someday

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

oh geez. somebody told me ppl trade pokemon cards here, is that actually a thing?

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@cardtrickzz maybe

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic thanks. if i ever end up there, ill keep an eye out for the pink shirt

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@gglvr6323 i mean, maybe. everybody keeps telling me how weird the citadel is though

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic yeah. i think ive learned enough citadel politics for one day

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@gglvr6323 okay, i had to dig through my drawer for these

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic i mean, i guess that makes sense. still feels like im missing half of the story

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic weird

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@gglvr6323 wait, youll actually trade with me? uh, i think lugia. i always thought theyre pretty cool

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic wait, so nobody knows why he did it?

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic okay, hold on. what do you mean by that?

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic honestly, i was expecting a lot of things. that wasnt one of them

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort @PresMortyOffic oh geez. okay, thats way more blood than i was expecting

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort sure. i feel like im missing a lot of context here

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

so theres a morty president in the citadel. somehow thats not even the weirdest thing ive heard this year

[Morty Smith @smortyc137]

@PinkTshirtMort theres news? wait, im supposed to know about this? im not from the citadel