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just another gambler rick passing by…..💫🛸🎲🃏 l not a minor, rickorty dni l

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@smortyc137 awww you’re just a morty…. come to the citadel, it’s a safe space for mortys now!

[PS @hamster_sally]

#mortycest MortPEM 😘

[PS @hamster_sally]

#mortycest MortPEM

[imactuallykools @imactuallykoo1s]

I’ve been saying this since the beginning but the Theory channels fundamentally cannot survive without MatPat. They were an extension of him, his interests, his humor, his person. The Theory channels ARE MatPat. You can’t recast Mr. Rogers, and you can’t recast MatPat.

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@mikeoomf 11 now👀👀

[Atlas @Atlaswhoshrugs]

How it feels trying to dm people you want to be friends with

[ᛝ ͜ghoul @ccleavr]

IM ABOUT TO BURST IN TEARS WHAT IS THIS

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@PR1MERICK congrats !!!

[Jungkook, PhD @jungkooksprite]

For every 2 minutes of studying I will reward myself with 6 hours of ao3

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#prickcest ^^

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DEMON PRIME X PRIEST RICK
where prime is a demon sent to do mischief and sow evil, but when he lays eyes on priest sanchez, he figures a little corruption wouldn’t hurt too…

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before the priest slams the great oak doors of the church shut, the resounding slam sounding rather like the crash of a gauntlet on the floor.
Prime smiles wickedly. Surely Hell could wait awhile for his next mission. He could sense this was going to be a wonderful challenge.

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white people be like:

[mia 🖤🩷 @miascofffin]

i’m in a relationship with my brother ask me questions :p

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cannibalism as a metaphor doesn’t work for me because it passes through the digestive system eventually. u gonna keep ur shit in a baggie?? ploop ur love is in the toilet. like…it only works in heat of the moment
much more romantic to keep the bones and talk to them imo