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[Ronnie B Quotes @RonnieBquotes]

"This is crazy. They've already just released [Queen Elizabeth's] last words. Ah... it was,

'Avenge me'."

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Even if no one watches Trump's inauguration live, we'll still see it for years to come at the beginning of every WWIII documentary.

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New Theory: @realDonaldTrump is so secretive about his tax returns because they are one of his horcruxes.

#unpresidented

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Written by @Juice4040 #RogueOne https://t.co/8fVVvwCmmv

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"President Trump successfully averts Social Security crisis by ending life on planet decades before insolvency" @DonaldJTrumpJr #Tillerson

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Aladdin... is on a registry #NameAPenceMusical

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School of "I don't want cock" #NameAPenceMusical

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Facebook and cry is the new Netflix and chill.

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Jay Z is playing a concert for @HillaryClinton. Is performing 99 problems inappropriate or the most appropriate?

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Written by @Juice4040 #CubsWin @Cubs https://t.co/l4TL96HFuS

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To anyone "shocked" by today's @realDonaldTrump news, you have not been paying any attention to his presidential campaign.

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If you believe same sex marriage can ruin the sanctity of marriage but plan to vote for @realDonaldTrump - please eat my ass.

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Tim Kaine: "Donald Trump said something he said"

Mike Pence: Condesending laughter

Repeat.

#VPDebate

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If Assange and Trump are working together can we all agree to refer to them as "Orange Julius?"

[Recite Social @ReciteSocial]

@Juice4040 you were quoted in an article by @USATODAY https://t.co/xULfSdsMii

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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes i was fighting with my sister to hang up the phone so I could get online.

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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes it was for an appearance in Home Alone 2.

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It's such a relief to be able to hate every single thing about @tedcruz again.

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Someone let me know we start referring to @realDonaldTrump's surrogates to "henchmen."

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