Deuce 2.0

30-something years old. My other account is a sports account. This one is for everything else.

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

This account is just gonna become my everything account. It seems my other one has just become a sports account at this point. And I'm not mad at it. It just happened naturally.

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@JosieAve Ceedee and Pickens both went top 15 in my draft today

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

Same

[Syd ♍️ @bbqchickenwrap]

I like being faceless on here. If you can’t tell i’m a baddie by my personality that’s your own fault

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@marishannah Never heard of this in my life but I'm not mad at it 👀

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@marishannah Technically I might be playing baseball again soon with this sandlot league comes to town 💁‍♂️

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

I'm still trying to grow my hair out to do something different with it. But idk if I'm gonna make it. It's in that awkward stage now and idk what to do with it. I look like a slob 😩

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@MaeDallas I would do some very questionable things for hoodie weather right now. It's 108 😩

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

Kinda dope that I got to sleep in til 9 today. Then do a few things. Made breakfast. Then do a few more things. And now 30 min away from my first fantasy football draft of the year. Not a bad day at all 😎

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@marishannah I feel like I might be a little further down the scale than you 🤪 I'm cool with being old tho. Dad bods are in anyways 🤷‍♂️

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

What if.....I was born even before that? 🫪

[Breed 🫃🍆(V-Ecchi) @BreedVT]

I’ve learned if you wanna be happy, get an old person from 1990-1999 and settle down, those people are tired.

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@marishannah Damn just gonna put me on blast like that? 😩

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@CoffinFreak69 Solid combo

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

What y'all up to tonight? 👀

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@faebeeee Congrats!

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@Mens_Corner__ Might be the realest tweet I've ever seen

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

It's a 3 for me 💁‍♂️

[𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖭𝗂𝖼 @JustOneNic]

how do you sleep? 🤭 #nolimits

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@milfyidiot Me too! I gotta find a new mechanic. Lol. I only went here the first time cuz they were the closest to me. Learned my lesson tho

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

It's crazy man. I'm sitting in the lobby at the mechanic shop. It's barely 8:05am and they've already had 4 people come in complaining about the work they've had done. I definitely picked the wrong shop.

[Deuce 2.0 @JuiceInDisguise]

@milfyidiot They fixed it and offered me a free oil change for the inconvenience. But I'm def not going back for the oil change. I'd rather pay someone else and not risk them messing something else up 🥴