Beet J. Stag

You know who I am.

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@CaptainDosm // I like Sougo because once you look past his goofy grin and look at his actions, you realize he's actually kind of a manipulative asshole, not unlike a Tsukasa or Tendou. He's just ~better at hiding it~, because the people around him just assume he's a "potato".

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@TheStrikeOf_12 @KyoryUtchy My apologies friend. I should have known asking a human to judge J's would be like asking an ant to judge the hight of mountaintops.

Your poor feeble meatbrain. It must have been like staring directly into two suns.

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@TheStrikeOf_12 @KyoryUtchy Don't believe ~his~ lies Utchy! ~I~ am the real J, shoot him!

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 *The words BEET and STAG, written in the blocky style of a 7-segment LED display, fly out of the clock before colliding into the square eyes on his helmet*

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 *Brings his arm down in a smooth motion, spinning the belt 360 degrees as the rest of reality spins in the opposite direction*

RIDER TIME! KAMENNN RIDEEER! ZE-O!

*teal rings spin around J. A silver undersuit with a black pleather strap down the center forms around him*

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 ... Good point. ~My~ life is far too precious to trust the likes of you to save it. *Picks up belt and places it around his waist* JIKUU DRIVER

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 It's not just a matter of equipment! ~I~ don't have any combat programming!

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 ~I~ assumed his affectionate pawing at ~my~ vital components was an elaborate mating display!

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 Except what's inside ~me~ ... *states down at The Doctor attempting to pry off his chestplate* oh...

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 Nope. Not a drop of it for 20 years either direction.

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 Oh THAT thing. Yeah you're totally doing that thing right now.

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 Which thing. You have many things.

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 Well scientists first discovered Enetron in the late 90's, so ~I~ guess technically any point before that qualifies as a "shortage"

[Beet J. Stag @JuicyBuster]

@KyoryUtchy @TheStrikeOf_12 That's flies, you racist. Beetles are all vegetarian.