I went to the store to buy cheese and peas to make cheesy peas but the clerk wouldn’t take my belly button lint as payment.
So I eated the lint instead.
Attention everyone! I have an important announcement to make!
I found a pack of crayons that I had hidden up my nose!
Now I can make top secret plans to find my species again! I heard they were in a movie recently...
Help! It’s been 5 years and I still can’t find my species! I looked under the couch cushions and everything! I’m running out of styrofoam sammiches to eat and all I have left is wall candy!
Mmmmm... wall candy!