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I'M A SPACE ALIEN NOW! FROM SPACE!

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@KenPenders @demon_sil1 I agree with Daddy! It's better on his forum where he can curse at you and get away with it without getting reported

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@KenPenders Daddy your strawman arguments and excuses are the best. That's why your mine and the other Brotherhood's hero <3

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@KenPenders @julaylab @demon_sil1 @HypotheDragon with businesses, hurting rep and making customers angry doesn't seem good for profit!

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@KenPenders @julaylab @demon_sil1 @HypotheDragon Daddy are you sure you aren't just trying to be spiteful to Archie? Destroying relations +

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@KenPenders @demon_sil1 @julaylab @HypotheDragon But Daddy what you stole was your fans' ability to trust you!

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@KenPenders @demon_sil1 @HypotheDragon And not made all your potential paying customers angry too!

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@KenPenders @demon_sil1 @HypotheDragon Daddy you could have saved so much money if you gave me and everyone else new names and avoided court

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@KenPenders @SilentBugHunter How Daddy? How did you surpass them?

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And don't forget to throw big bullies off your island when they steal your son's yo-yo. Teaching your son independence is key! #penderp

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The only true way to teach your son independence is to throw yourself into a wall of fire in front of him! Everyone else is wrong! #penderp

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@KenPenders Daddy isn't it unfair that you keep namedropping Dawn Best and others all the time when they aren't allowed to talk about you?

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@KenPenders @LienDuh @ForthesakeofitT @TaylorHedgie But Daddy you called the fans unimaginitive idiots and said only you know what they want

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@KenPenders BEHOLD, I AM LOCKE SKYWALKER! THE [chaos] FORCE IS STRONG WITH ME!

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@KenPenders @LienDuh @ForthesakeofitT @TaylorHedgie Daddy first tell us which specific Archie characters Angelo was writing as furries?

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@JulaySu @LaraSues @PenKenders That dumb hedgehog takes away from where the story should REALLY be! Focused directly on Daddy's weewee.

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@PenKenders Daddy the fans are just unimaginative idiots anyway. You're a true visionary <3

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Fun fact: My ex-wife is my cousin's sister's father's aunt. My son upholds family tradition well! #Penderp

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@KenPenders @TheJammerlee @ShadowEmperor47 @JulaySu Daddy ur so good at misdirection and half-truths. You're my hero/parental role model <3

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@PenKenders FATHER PLEASE DON'T MICROWAVE ME

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@LaraSues YOU MICROWAVE THE BABY ONE TIME...