julian

he/him || NYU Law ‘27 || proud maxxinista || All views are absolutely not mine but those of the witch controlling my poorly made voodoo doll

[julian @JulianAllison13]

I love Legally Blonde bc it shows the popular, pretty people can be smart too and honestly I relate to that

[julian @JulianAllison13]

Literally a plot point on the West Wing was a conservative lying about the health of an aged older man to prevent the democrats from appointing someone else. If he’s alive prove it!

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

BREAKING: Major health update on Mitch McConnell, 84, as 'brain dead' rumor grips DC

[Clayton Guse @ClaytonGuse]

Why is the public subsidizing a private wedding?

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

parallel with the Knicks' extraordinary penchant for magically rallying, coming-up-from-behind to triumph at virtually the last minute was the weirdly fascinating drama of "Wemby" on the court distinctive not only by his height but the thinness of his body which appeared, beside his teammates, almost pre-pubescent, lacking maturity. no matter where you looked, there was always "Wemby" charging about anticipating an opening to shove, push someone with a solid adult body with a baby-faced look of insouciance: "Who? Me? I' m just a kid."

[julian @JulianAllison13]

Welcome to the Pax NuevaYol

[julian @JulianAllison13]

Thank you to the Atlanta Hawks, the Philly Sixers, the Cleveland Cavs, and the San Antonio Spurs for all choosing to lose four games to the Knicks so we could win 🙏

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Fuck that tall ass bitch

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

we need you @itstonyaharding

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[julian @JulianAllison13]

#LGM

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

"DA YANKEES LOSE!" 😂

Vlad Guerrero Jr. does his best Big Papi impression after eliminating the Yankees 💀

(via @MLBONFOX)

[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

The arguments behind every landmark Supreme Court ruling have never been freely available to the public… until now.

Thanks to a gift from the Wolf Law Library at William & Mary Law School, more than 125,000 #SCOTUS records & briefs are now freely freely available on the Internet Archive, spanning 1830 through 2019. The arguments that shaped America, including Brown v. Board of Education. Loving v. Virginia.

Read the full announcement ⤵️
https://t.co/yhjqSBVDOa

@WMLawSchool #SupremeCourt #DemocracysLibrary

[julian @JulianAllison13]

Did Nolan McLean just come out

[New York Mets @Mets]

Who do you play for?

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[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

@CyrusBaird Maryland driver

[julian @JulianAllison13]

@EMPER0RBUGGY I said nothing about religion

[julian @JulianAllison13]

@thaliabilities “The Mets stadium” ??????

[julian @JulianAllison13]

Mets are 2-0 when I’ve been at citifield this year, might have to take one for the team and go to the rest of the homestand 🫡😔✊

[julian @JulianAllison13]

@thaliabilities A woman from Pennsylvania being a self-proclaimed Mets fan this is a complete cultural victory

[Howie Rose @HowieRose]

Great googly moogly.

[julian @JulianAllison13]

@EMPER0RBUGGY omfg remember when I walked in in like Jan 2024 screaming about my electric rates being 3x and my bill going up hundreds…amazon had opened their campus months prior

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

Nolan McLean tonight:

8 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 6 K, 92 pitches.

He has an 0.89 ERA through three Major League starts.