j cleaves

sup

[j cleaves @JulianneCleaver]

Hello my name is Julianne

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

We need a Disney Princess that drinks 3 vodka cranberries and texts her ex boyfriend

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

bring back club libby lu. i’m a taxpayer, i deserve a makeover, a tub of glitter body dust, and a choreographed dance to perform in the mall

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[realitytvshow @bgcslave]

Twilight (2008)

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s go girls” I could kick a door down

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

i made one

[a✧ @4rlynn]

gonna tell my kids this was friends

[chris @chrisfolse]

if you're cold, they're cold. bring them inside.

[Joe Ali @JoeAli]

Never forget The Weeknd was nominated for a Kids Choice Award for a song about doing so much cocaine that you can’t feel your face

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

Drivers License would have destroyed my life if it came out when I was 17

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy birthday to harry styles only

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.

[tate @50FirstTates]

if my parents told me they were adopting a brother and brought home an anthropomorphic rat named stuart i would fucking lose it

[metro y @metrohafiz]

do you think Jesus knew he was born during toyotathon?