Julian barlow

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@StevenHogben @EastCheshire That’s not evident from the amount of land they’re gifting to developers.

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@ArchRose90 Hatred is the fuel for online virtuosity

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@Dave25720402 @belfastDGM You’re thinking of The Proclaimers.

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@BurnsideNotTosh There’s no fun in Thunberg.

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@BurnsideNotTosh Hello my beautiful followers! Available in a range of stylish colours, my masks of human compassion, love and tolerance are the perfect way to stick two fingers up to those murdering Tory scumfucks. Love you all, Juju. X

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@wilmslow_news It’s almost as there’s a correlation between fly tipping, closing some of the tips and charging people for getting rid of their waste. It’ll take the finest brains to work it out though.

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@MadThom4PM @BurnsideNotTosh Too late. After 8 hours in the sun today someone just called me a clueless jug eared twat.

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@SadiqKhan @KensingtonRoyal Strength comes from unity and unity comes about when people stop stirring the point and forever pointing out our differences.

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@Mikasasize5 @SoVeryBritish You’ve peaked there. You’ll never know another Father’s Day so good. If luck’s on your side you might even get to put some shelves up and mow the lawn.

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@ikeijeh @jfwduffield He has over 16,000 churches and halls at his disposal. His reasons for not offering them up for shelter are exactly the same reasons that people are wary of having refugees in their community. It’s easy to sympathize with causes that will have no impact on your own life.

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The secret to a good Father’s Day is to be up early and get the sausages under the grill, before someone else brings you a bowl of muesli and a mug of un-drinkable coffee and ruins the whole sodding day.

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@Mizzoryguts @marcrileydj In that condition, yeah.

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@ArchRose90 When you’re being stalked by Stan, your biggest fan.

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@SoVeryBritish Do you think I’ll need a coat?

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@BurnsideNotTosh As a kid in the 70’s the only prospect of living your dream was to write to a nationally respected pervert in the hope that your flight on Concorde didn’t come with any extras.

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@GaryLineker We’re like the soccer pundit who peddles his opinions on man made global warning but prefers to ignore it when he boards the plane to Qatar.

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@BurnsideNotTosh We’re like the soccer pundit who peddles his opinions on man made global warning but prefers to ignore it when he boards the plane to Qatar.

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@TonyDowson5 I find it particularly troubling when other people do not share my one dimensional world view.