@JetBlue can you please bring a new plane to LAS for flight B6 178. Our flight was supposed to take off 5 hours ago and they have been working through a maintenance issue. A different plane would’ve solved this problem hours ago. Pls help!
TRUMP JUST NOW AT RALLY:
“Aunt Jemima folks. Je-mi-ma. No more Jemima. (Mimes eating pancake, crowd cheers) Is she real? Somebody should look into- it’s a big shame though. Beautiful syrup. Beautiful woman.”
JK this didn’t happen, but you thought it did, and that’s the problem.
At a party
A dude: yo you wanna hit the pen
Me: ah no my man I haven’t written cursive in forever haha
Dude:
Me: u know what fuck it yea haha u got any paper??