Julie Hoerl

[InternetActionForce @InternetAction]

tfw when u wake up and realize ur brother has the same number of super bowl rings as u AND it's Monday

[Lifehacker @lifehacker]

Build a slide-out cabinet drawer in about an hour: https://t.co/9oxy0MvorV

[Lifehacker @lifehacker]

Top 10 ways to trick yourself into getting rid of clutter and avoiding it once and for all: http://t.co/8yKuun0xRS

[someecards @someecards]

Cute 5-year-old can barely contain his super-British excitement about becoming a big brother. http://t.co/AAcYBfE5nf

[Kevin Rose @kevinrose]

GREAT @andre Igodala post finals interview, a must watch, tons of transparency, clearly speaking from his heart https://t.co/hB33QsBZCm

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Such a great weekend -- went out to the beach and binge-watched the sunset.

[Josh Reddick @JRedDubDeuce]

Hurts seeing Curry at a Giants game. #RightInTheJugular

[Jane Lee @JaneMLB]

A's beat the Yankees, 5-4, in the series opener, and A's legends be like: http://t.co/ehaKO4caim

[Jason Wippich @Wipps]

Maybe it's just that the #Warriors have borrowed all of the #Athletics mojo in Oakland? @warriors @Athletics

[Running Magazine 'The Trackened Field' @gegtik]

Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Instead of saying "Thanks, man" you can totally say "X-Men". NO ONE ever can tell the difference. Try it. I've been doing it for 6 days now.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

I don't need my watch to be that smart. Just tell me what fucking time it is. Jesus Christ.

[Jamie Oliver @jamieoliver]

#recipeoftheday A hot & sour veggie soup with egg ribbons, tofu & shitake mushrooms http://t.co/kxLJXKlEgq

[John Early @bejohnce]

The final stage of procrastination is when you look at your own facebook profile "through the eyes of the other."

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

i'm writing code that makes a beat that helps environmental enthusiasts dance. i call it my Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.