J✨

Shoot first, ask questions later

[J✨ @Julieahhh]

It me.

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Pwetty pwease?

[ايكاروس @purecigar]

I miss my prime (reading 3 books a week)

[7 @zithekyd]

source? i felt it in my heart

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m like if a girl was small ghoul or perhaps a goblin

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

It's Halloween. I'm coming for you.

[J✨ @Julieahhh]

LMFAO

[ravn @mfnravn]

wait so don toliver isn’t a tequila

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

It's almost Halloween, answer the phone.

[julia @juumelo_]

“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

me as a detective: ok wait omg

[🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷 @GammaReigh]

I was here first?

[Nia @Niayel]

The ick will set you free

[crack 𓃵 @dfwcrack]

I wonder what the other me's are up to in other dimensions

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[𖦹°‧𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓬𝓪 .⋆♱ @chaoticgrrI]

new extremely load bearing post just dropped

[Ava @avainwordland]

Anyone can be hot if you set them on fire.

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

hey sorry to ask but are you fucking stupid

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

if you're seeing this post, you're next.

[garshmo @garshmo]

I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday