Juliette 🌙

been over this shit since ‘96

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[Brandon 🇵🇸 @CrossMaul]

Good he's literally anti vax

[໊ @sonohoor]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great i’m ugly too

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Statistically, I’m bringing down the average win percentage of this panel.

[jacqueline @sardines1000]

she’s so insanely beautiful i feel like im staring at the sun every time i see a picture of her

[eryn💋ꕤ @erynsbloodline]

i actually DESPISE wealthy people for being able to experience this…

[licinha 𐚁⸆⸉ @folkthorn]

gabby petito is proof that society doesn’t believe women until they’re dead.

[kat @kyber_kat]

I mean, fuck, I like stars, I like wars, I like fighting fascists, I like ‘sabers, I like the force

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[Rob @wrobbee]

you guys don’t even think fast food workers should make a livable wage

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

just got the call. fired. I was the wildlife DEI coordinator at the EPA. my job was to turn the frogs gay

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks