Will Bortz

I don't feel tardy...

[Colorado Buffaloes Football @CUBuffsFootball]

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭: Michael Westbrook was unreal 🐐

#GoBuffs

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

@johncanzanobft

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

how the hell do you tell the story of a wolf attacking a boy during an at bat calmly, colorfully and without missing a pitch? Vin Scully was an absolute artist

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

Hey Vin. Thanks. And on behalf of everyone…a very pleasant Tuesday evening to you wherever you may be. And by wherever we know it’s in Blue Heaven. With Sandi, Jackie and those who have gone before. God bless you Vin Scully. Thanks for the soundtrack to my life.

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

💙💙💙

[Colorado Buffaloes Football @CUBuffsFootball]

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭: The Miracle at Michigan

Kordell Stewart's unforgettable, game-winning Hail Mary. 🔥
#GoBuffs | #CUlture

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

@DieterRuehle God bless you Dieter and Rest In Peace Eddie Van Halen #pasadena

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

@berniewilson My cardboard cutout MUST not be displaced in the process

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

@berniewilson His Laissez faire attitude towards his facial hair mimics his baseball mindset

[Jerry Hairston, Jr. @TheRealJHair]

Astros players for ‘17 WS = Immunity

Joe Kelley doesn’t hit anyone = suspended 8 games.

Justice?!? #MLB

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

@berniewilson @UCLA Not bad for a son of a Vandal

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

🐐

[Nick Zaccardi @nzaccardi]

Kelly Slater was about 10 minutes from being eliminated from Olympic qualifying. Then he scored this perfect 10. Still needs help to make it to Tokyo at age 47.

[Will Bortz @JumpScissorKick]

@wtfcoach @CUBuffsFootball @UniWatch @PhilHecken @davidplati @joelklatt @cbfowler @Viska2live @adamcm777 @BrianHowell33 @Shapalicious @SixZeroAcademy @MileHighSports The new “Ralphie V” helmet from this year will be a NICE addition to the collection #GoBuffs

[Alex Kliment @SaoSasha]

somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song.

me:

[Ivan Maisel @Ivan_Maisel]

On your mark, get set, argue. I warn you: you’ll get lost in this list. https://t.co/tJGvyrRyX3

[THE CULT @officialcult]

THE CULT X JOHNNY MARR

#RAIN #SOUNDCHECK

[Ted @TheGhostofMarv]

HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY BABY I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY