Jumpin Jon Splash

Eamus Catuli.

Be Wyatt's Torch.

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@justaguyrofl @ofcwrigleyfield @Cubs I don't know any Cubs fans who don't love Friday afternoon games, but okay.

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@justaguyrofl @ofcwrigleyfield @Cubs "It only rains on Fridays at 1:20. No other times are subject to rain delays." - an apparently functioning brain.

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@05HAWKI I'd like to have a word with the bird that pooped on me at my son's baseball game last week.

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@americansnarker @thedailybeast No, they don't. Those were claims a media outlet actually made and then retracted. The claims being made here are "This person said this." That's true. They said it.

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@americansnarker @thedailybeast They reported that someone said something. Where is the libel or slander?

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@RobSandsBigEGO @Hawkeye4513 @KimReynoldsIA An account claiming Rob Sand is fake where everything you share is AI. Brilliant. Irony is dead.

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@dave_in_sa @Boompi @NBCNews Indeed. He comes by it genuinely.

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@Boompi @NBCNews You can't possibly be this willfully stupid.

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

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@Roundcount64966 @kevndriscoll Republicans when we had $3+ gas rebounding from COVID production issues: Biden did this! And when it's Trump's $4+ gas due to his play war in Iran: it's worse in Democrat states!

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@Roundcount64966 @kevndriscoll As opposed to Trump who pretends to be religious and Republicans buy it like it's $4 gas.

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@05HAWKI That man isn't in China. He's more in outer space than he's ever dreamed.

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@05HAWKI That Rob Sand reply 💀

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@JoeW1ley @nytimes So instead we have a broken poorly maintained gene pool as the new symbol of our nation.

[Argle Bargle Yak @IowaRallyYak]

This anti-1st amendment gecko dicked motherfucker can’t stop sticking his nose into everything even vaguely speech related, and THIS is where he draws a line.

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@05HAWKI Because every step on foreign land is a real estate negotiation to these frauds.

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@BrentRa20060004 @_maxgranger The files that MAGA had been obsessed with since Pizza Gate is suddenly a Democrat distraction, and they're the ones with TDS? Sure, pal.

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@05HAWKI No wonder these people hate common core math. They just hate math.

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@B3Dazzle @alaynatreene It would be fun watching him lose a negotiation to an anamatronic purple drumming gorilla.