Juna Nindya

We're honest, well educated & mannered married couple, Jakarta.
Pasutri Swing.

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@pakuan_alter Aduh kak, saya bukan suhunya. Di X kakak bisa lihat beberapa akun suhu yg sdh kelas dewa berbagi tips dan trik.

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

Pengalaman pertama swing yang seru, tapi mixed juga dengan uncontrollable situation. Great experience and many things should be taken as learning take aways. Thanks to my lovely wife and my couple partner... ❤

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@aryo12131415 Perjalanan ke bulan pasti butuh langkah pertama. Eaaa

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@Tommagurame Bebas itu mah, hehehe

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@naomibandoeng Kenalan aja dulu kak

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@Tommagurame Nambah apa dulu nih kak

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@Pasutrigaje12 Iya kak. Seru, asyik, dan deg2an. Tapi could be better next time. Mixed feelings. Namanya juga newbie, hehehe.

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

Deg2an pertama kalinya besok 🥰

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

Emang bener2 kambing ini manusia... goat
https://t.co/ksfsv8qdfU

[Footysm ⚽️ @Footysm]

🅾️🅾️ Wayne Rooney: On Lionel Messi performance against Austria:

“I’ll say this now, what we’re witnessing right now is just completely mental. I’ve played at the absolute highest level, I know what the physical toll of this game is, and Messi scoring twice today to break the all-time World Cup goal record? It’s just insane.

How are we all sitting here acting like this is normal? The man is 39 years old. At 39, most lads are sitting on a beach, or struggling to get out of bed for a Sunday league kickabout, let alone dominating the biggest tournament on Earth. It defies logic.

He’s out there gliding past players, reading the game three steps ahead of everyone else, and finishing like he’s still in his mid-twenties.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who still doubts Lionel Messi as the greatest to ever play the game simply is not mentally OK. It’s that simple.

There’s no footballing argument left to have. Even if your brain has been completely disconnected, your eyes alone just sitting there watching what he is doing on that pitch should tell you absolutely everything you need to know. You don't need a tactical breakdown. You just need to look at the screen. To do what he’s done throughout his career was incredible, but to reach the pinnacle of the World Cup record books at 39?

We will never, ever see anything like this again. We just need to stop trying to analyze it and appreciate that we're looking at the absolute best to ever lace up a pair of boots”

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

What the ...???
https://t.co/V1SMnbjaHy

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

The space company Avant Space has launched the world's first advertising satellite into Earth orbit.

The first spacecraft in the future "Sozvezdie" satellite system will consist of dozens of such satellites in low Earth orbit, projecting images onto the night sky.

Each satellite is a pixel, part of a single symbol,
which will light up as it flies over major cities around the world.

The satellites, like the space advertising technology itself, are environmentally friendly, as after three years of active operation, they are deorbited and burn up in the dense layers of the atmosphere.

Lasers are completely safe for aviation and do not interfere with astronomers' exploration of new frontiers of space," said Avant Space founder A. Ossovsky.

The entrepreneur is confident that the outdoor advertising market will grow from $39 billion to $53 billion by 2030. And the space industry market will reach an incredible $1 trillion.

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@Passdpk123 Yuk ngegym bareng sama kitaa

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@pasutrii_lokal Pasti yg diblowjob, karena husband yg moto. Ya kan, brother?

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

Koq relate ya dengan keadaan saat ini, hahaha...
https://t.co/7iQtjmBQGC

[FeelGoodTales @feelgoodtale]

They interviewed the founder of Dubai, Sheikh Rashid, about his country's future.
He said:
"My grandfather rode a camel, my father rode a camel. I drive a Mercedes, my son drives a Land Rover, and my grandson will drive a Land Rover, but my great-grandson will have to ride a camel again...”
"Why?"
“Hard times create strong men, strong men create easy times. Easy times create weak men, weak men create hard times. Many won't understand, but we need to raise warriors, not parasites

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@pasutrii_lokal Kenapa tuhh?

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@ReONCouple Maksudku offside yang menyenangkan lhoo, ngintip gitu buahnya... 😋 Sehat2 selalu ya mas dan mbak.

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

@ReONCouple Maaf lahir batin ya mas... Eh mas, ada yang offsideeee.... Hihihi...

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

Kami selalu banyak tanya kepada calon partner. Preferensi, rules, dll. Tujuannya untuk mencari kecocokan, chemistry. Kan enak kalo cocok, sama2 nyaman. Ya ga yea? 😉
https://t.co/knNN38umvU

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

If this is true, OMG
https://t.co/YhwMapiVUf

[Lorenzo Levi Brown :🐏🐑 Follow Me On BlueSky 🦋 @LLBROWN7047]

@RCdeWinter Even his mother warned us about her son.

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

Yang namanya apes, ga ada di tanggalan 🤣
https://t.co/peTIOtALuS

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

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The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

[Juna Nindya @JunaNindya]

Walau jatuh, kembali berdiri. Yuk semangat yuk, esok pasti akan lebih baik. 😊
https://t.co/ufN8I67Auz

[Semangat @semangat]

Jadilah seperti pohon yang lebat buahnya yang tumbuh di tepi jalan, dilempari orang dengan batu tetapi membalasnya dengan buah :)