SolarG ★⁵

posty posty our chicken is toasty

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

just accidentally vaped onto a fly and it immediately dropped dead

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Eating in and eating out are basically the same price right now.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

if u work 8-15 hours out the day and then get off and do shit to prepare to do it all over again the next day do not let nobody raggedy oogly boogly ass tell u dat u not allowed to be tired lmfao our bodies are not built for this shit ion wanna hear it

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Regal only carrying Pepsi products is reason enough to be loyal to AMC. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a Starry?

[sunny𝜗𝜚 @chainsawchuu]

people are joking but i'm dead serious this could do wonders to someones mental health

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Just tried to look up what fentanyl actually does to the body and got redirected to a national crisis hotline

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

this pic would’ve went triple platinum on tumblr

[cj- @cjnieI]

My mom used to cut coupons to save 50¢ and I just spent $11.70 on an iced coffee

[eliz @eliza___v]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

One thing I miss is getting party bags at the end of parties. It’s like getting a reward for being social.

[n @HATETHEREALME]

no but seriously. Get that shit done! it’s a cheat code

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. They’re like the window in your prison cell.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

i hate when my upstairs neighbor walks around. i hope he falls through the soft spot in the ceiling ive been spraying with water every night.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

can not stand those money management ads like “i was paying for three doordash subscriptions 😱” bitch how would that even happen. get off my tv

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[em @embbyg]

it fries me when my friends are like “the night is still young” and the clock says 2am lmfaooo