Jake Junker

Depauw University '20, LHS '16, Drummer of @North_Bend, Replication of the late great Keith 🌚 #K85

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Proud to announce I have committed my academic and athletic career to Depauw University! #GoTigers @Barrett_Cohen

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Time for us to learn our dictionary kids!

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

If you also hate the Verizon guy, I’m happy to inform you that he’s the guy Donny fired and ate his goldfish in The Wolf of Wallstreet... Humiliating

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

I’ll gladly sit and watch the Browns put up a fifty 🍔 if it means that Marvin is out of the building by 8 o’clock tonight

[Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12]

Please take a minute to watch this and if you can, take a few seconds to retweet this using the #retweet4good
All the money goes to a great organization for the immediate needs and the recovery efforts for the #CampFireParadise
Thank you 🙏🏻 #ButteStrong #payitforward

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

@GrahamTupper Agreed. Now does your school understand now??? Must you lie and say that the frank crappa resides in the living room?.... Must we always lie?

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

@GrahamTupper If people haven’t got it yet, that poster means more to me than my own nut sack

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

@GrahamTupper I can’t believe that. This is almost revolt worthy

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Her: Babe come over
Me: I’m a little busy right now
Her: My parents aren’t home right now
Me:

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Happy birthday to one of my best friends @LukeDoerger, can’t wait to share a beer with you

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

I just realized what makes college football so great...
It’s not infested with Joe Buck

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

It actually pisses me off that @ColinCowherd lumps all of Ohio into being Browns/Cavs fans...

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Are you actually from Cincinnati if you’ve never heard
“700 Wabalu L Wabalu”?

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

@BigTommyJ17 @UberFacts

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Watching celebrities throw out first pitches really makes me wonder if throwing a baseball 60 feet will ever be a problem for me.... it doesn’t seem that hard

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Wait just a minute...

Did... did Marvin Lewis' Bengals actually make halftime adjustments today?

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Nothing I love more on Saturday than watching Ex-Lancers I played with ball out on the big stage @DEUCE__8 @TMunford_64 @JThom_52 @_OchoRell @DChrisman91 @Haydenjester

[Jake Junker @Junks_J_95]

Has it ever occurred to you why chest pockets are the size they are?