Tako

Lover of parfaits, F1, and... and volleyball. amongst other things

[Tako @JunsTako]

Im boutta post hella photos from my vacation dont fall in love now

[klaha @KurooHiroo]

the shoyo crow also doing the shush thing w his lil wings aww

[Next Indie @nexindie]

Chaotic physics-based airline crew co-op game 'Dear Passengers' has been announced.

Launching in 2026 for PC

Steam page: https://t.co/Wd9Hb71clE

[Shravani @Shra_va_ni]

You realize...

if your parents had you 5 years earlier,

you'd have graduated into the 2021 job market.

Microsoft would've probably interviewed you for a to-do app built with HTML & CSS

[Zack Strength @ZackStrength]

took my car into the dealership for an oil change. they presented me with a long list of problems that needed to be fixed. i declined, but saved the list.

took my car in again for another oil change. again, they presented me with a long list of problems that needed to be fixed.

strangely, none of the problems from the first list were on the second. my car healed itself!

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

The shortest race in Formula 1 history was held at Spa in 2021

🏎️ Laps: 1
⏱️ Time: 3 minutes, 27.071 seconds
🏆 Winner: Max Verstappen

A day that no one will forget.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Got a new job.

[Nightwing @Im_NightWinging]

How the fuck am i supposed to respond to this?

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My neighbor knocked on my door at 11pm holding a casserole and said "I need you to pretend we're friends." Her in-laws were visiting and she'd apparently been lying about having friends in the building because they think she's too isolated. She promised them she had a "close friend next door" and they demanded to meet me. I was in pajamas. She offered me $40. So I took the casserole, went over, and met Dale and Patricia. Somehow I got absorbed into this lie for three hours. I made up stories about our "friendship." I said we had book club. They asked what we were reading and I PANICKED and said "the Bible." We don't look like a Bible study group. My neighbor is covered in tattoos. But her mother-in-law got so excited and now we have to actually do Bible study every week because Patricia is visiting monthly to join us. We tried to read Genesis last night and got into a 45-minute argument about whether Noah's ark had dinosaurs. This is my life now.

[Lapis SLOPzuli @Uravity98114]

>Live-action My Hero Academia
Motherfucker that's called SKY HIGH

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Ages when you suffer a lot:

•19
•24
•27

[Autosport @autosport]

Liam Lawson was shaking after driving the #2 Ford GT40, which Bruce McLaren and Chris Amon drove to victory at the 24 Hours of LeMans 🫨🇳🇿

(via @fosgoodwood)

[ُ🪏 @absoIute_batman]

Genuinely how the fuck do you even do this

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

Valid point