Gas Giant

Real Life: middle aged, middle class, engineer. Real Me: interloper, trouble maker, humorist, agitator, realist, subversive, subgenius, bokononist, dudeist

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Every four years @FOXSoccer prove they have the WORST commentators. #infinitesuck

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Also… @FOXSoccer ref camera is hype bullshit for little simpletons, shit gobblers

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @FOXSoccer fan reactions are not game highlights, silly (and by silly I mean moronic worthless hype fornicators—aka asshole lickers) time wasters

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @FOXSoccer what units of momentum are you using for your bullshit graphic #whorez

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @F1 fukkos😡 nice spoiler alert assholes!🤬

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @Amica, you cancel my car insurance renewal and then you send me this? Are y’all mentally defective or just enormous gaping boil ridden feces crusted assholes (you pathetic cranial anal sphincter insertion goons)? 🖕

Tell Melissa Lewendowski she’s an incompetent whore. 🖕

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @UPS Fuck you and your package tracking bullshit website. I imagine your interface design team sucks toxic fecal matter from your CTO’s ass while he fondles your CEO’s shit covered clitoris as the interface design team spits the fecal mater in her vagina.

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

@KISSopolis A basic shitty song for dipshits with moronic banter before and after.

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

@TheExtremeMusi1 Metallica likes high school boys. Metallica keeps getting older but high school boys remain perpetual adolescents.

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @Enterprise why do you think it’s OK to molest my attention with your corporate propaganda when I’m on hold? you skanky fecal fornicating ghouls. #DeathtoMBAs #icurseyouandyourchildrenwithintestinalworms

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @enterprisecares why do you think it’s OK to molest my attention with your corporate propaganda when I’m on hold? you skanky fecal fornicating ghouls. #DeathtoMBAs #icurseyouandyourchildrenwithintestinalworms

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @F1Help I repeat… FUCK AUTOPLAY TO HELL WITH YOUR MOMS PENIS!!!!

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @F1Help fuck autoplay straight to hell! At least give me a way to turn it off. Also the track resizing (pinch) acceleration in the timing app is user adverse. #dobetter

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @Xfinity your chatbot is as useful as a brain damaged toddler and is crap customer service and a waste of time. What asshat from the C suite approved this abomination? They need to be euthanized. Do better or seppuku.

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

@riki_ello @flea333 Watch Darwinism in action.

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

@ButterflyFree58 @DoorDash_Help I call them Idiot Parrots with huge apologies to parrots.

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

@finneyk Yeah those panic buttons are amazing, IF YOU’RE A DIMWIT WHOSE NEVER HEAR OF LIFE ALERT. L🤨

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

@F1 FUCK AUTO PLAY ON F1TV!!!💩💩💩

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

@BrodyMullinsDC You should beat the crap out of the editor that didn’t use Rape in the headline like a classist fucktard

[Gas Giant @JupiterBFPOE]

Hey @CBSSports @paramountplus WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?