Hey @Amica, you cancel my car insurance renewal and then you send me this? Are y’all mentally defective or just enormous gaping boil ridden feces crusted assholes (you pathetic cranial anal sphincter insertion goons)? 🖕
Tell Melissa Lewendowski she’s an incompetent whore. 🖕
Hey @UPS Fuck you and your package tracking bullshit website. I imagine your interface design team sucks toxic fecal matter from your CTO’s ass while he fondles your CEO’s shit covered clitoris as the interface design team spits the fecal mater in her vagina.
Hey @F1Help fuck autoplay straight to hell! At least give me a way to turn it off. Also the track resizing (pinch) acceleration in the timing app is user adverse. #dobetter
Hey @Xfinity your chatbot is as useful as a brain damaged toddler and is crap customer service and a waste of time. What asshat from the C suite approved this abomination? They need to be euthanized. Do better or seppuku.