Thomas Thorne

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

I’ve had a 4 year hiatus from twitter. Having watched @rickygervais ‘After Life’ however, I’m compelled to come here in the hope that everyone recognises this for what it is. A masterpiece. Ironically, back in 2015 I came here to say good things about ‘Derek’ to. Kindness = Magic

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe Stop badgering Major companies about nonsense and reply to my text you moron.

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

Remember cash? Convenient, anonymous, works without electricity? Is anyone going to check whether we're okay with effectively abolishing it? That's what I'm worrying about in my @ObsNewReview column today. https://t.co/Cdo8yPWcqO

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe Agreed.

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@cyclecraf @fasc1nate The gap makes something called an AUK2 airgap which is sufficient for the tap itself. The issue is that the water connection to the tap in the category 3 water without an overspill. I worked with a company to try and get these approved in the UK and we just couldn’t get around it

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

THAT’S
WHAT
WE
A L L
HAD
UNTIL
YOU
TOOK
IT
AWAY
YOU
GASLIGHTING
C U N T S

[Damon Albarn @Damonalbarn]

Terry, you meant the world to me. I love you.

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe I’ll come

[Mike Platt @redmike74]

@imacelebrity @MattHancock Fixed it

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe @Apple @EE I look forward to you complaining to @EE every time apple release a new phone. They were useless with me last year and I’ll never renew with them after this contract. Absolutely appalling company service.

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

The queue jumping of the Elizabeth line by the elite is a disgrace.
Why does every MP (and their four mates), not to mention Holly and Phil, think they're better than the rest of us?
Unlike Susanna Reid who lined up for seven hours with her mum.
I'd love to see one MP do the same

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe Mate. That’s how you behave towards the staff at Wetherspoons. Not only this, but your also a taxi driver. You literally have no right to comment on this 😂😂😂

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@AllynThatsNotMe @UberUKsupport @ubereats_uk @KFC_UKI In his gravy….

[Thomas Thorne @JupiterJellyFox]

@UberUKsupport @AllynThatsNotMe Good news Allyn! @UberUKsupport is ready to look into it now. Good thing you didn’t want the fresh food you paid for… oh wait.. ready to look into it. What a line.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“Is he still in there? Then I’m fine right here thanks”

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Why does everybody keep complaining about this government? They’re doing brilliantly. For example my car used to only hold £65 of petrol, now it holds £90 worth. That’s way more than a couple of years ago when Jeremy Corbyn was Prime Minister.