Kathryn Lawrence

Loitering with intent.

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

#dogsatpollingstations

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@OctopusEnergy hi, I have emailed twice since Saturday about an ongoing unresolved issue and received no response could I have some help with this please?

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@OctopusEnergy I have emailed you twice over the last 5 days as I was unable to submit a final reading on the day I moved house, could someone please respond? Thank you.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

just ordered my wanna say 7th? pair of black ankle boots. this should finally fix all my problems

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@AsdaServiceTeam hi, is there an issue with your app at the moment? My amendments for tomorrow's collection have vanished and I am now unable to check out having re added my items. Thanks.

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@AldiUK Hello, is there any update on when the Christmas Squishmallows might be available online or in stores in the Southeast please? Thank you! 🎄

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@FFigureFBust Never trust people who aren't.

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@FFigureFBust Thank you! ❤️😊

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@FFigureFBust Are they salt and Vinegar Discos? I've been looking for them for ages!

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Get that Winston Churchill statue and fuck it into Piers Morgan’s back garden it has no place in today’s society!

[Jonathan Reilly @thejonnyreilly]

The Met’s chief, Cressida Dick on Wednesday: “Every woman should feel safe to walk our streets without fear of harassment or violence.”

The Met, Saturday night:

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

Dexter: "what are you doing?" Ramona: "I'm farting while playing my game" Dexter: "I wasn't asking you, I was asking Dad"

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

Nope

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

Being woken up at 6am by the 7 year old chanting "Weekend! Weekend! Weekend!" was not the one 😒

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

Me!

[M&S @marksandspencer]

Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut™? Our yum yum-doughnut hybrids have been given a Christmassy makeover, with delicious flaky pastry layers and a sweet Santa’s belt topping. Find them in our in store bakery.

[Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 @xandvt]

I’m filming @OperationOuch today with one of our Ouch Patients Evie! She needs a bone marrow transplant & her donor just dropped out 😖. YOU can save a life by registering to donate today. It doesn’t hurt (it’s a check swab) & you can do it from home. Here’s how:

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@threetimedaddy Mythical as fuck, sadly 🙄

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

My husband @pumpkindude86 won't buy me a Percy Pig plush so now I am filing for divorce. #worsthusbandever #percypigdeprivation

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

Hi @Georgeatasda any chance of some pockets in your girls' school uniform please? There's nowhere for my 4 year old to put shiny conkers or the hairband that she removes from her plait and currently has to keep in her sock. #pocketsplease

[Kathryn Lawrence @JupiterTheOwl]

@gregbarlow177 @asda Don't worry the Christmas playlist will be on soon! 🎄