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Never give up! Even if you’re pregnant, even if your kids a creep!

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How am I not cancelled after a joke like this? I’m ashamed, appalled and slightly ticklish. Keep that last one between us…I’m most ticklish in the ankles.
#CancelJurassicWang

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Your a wiz, Khalifa

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I was odd before it was even

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Cannot express how much I love banging out a cheeky business lunch!
Mine is the sushi waiter! Hold the inflation projections!
#InflationProjectionsAreNoLaughingMatter #LetsTalkBonuses #UpwardsMobility #ChristmasPartyInTheBreakRoom?
#ItsOnTheCompanyCard

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Having gone over old tweets I’m convinced I should be cancelled. Let’s get this going people! Can’t let bad guys prosper
#CancelJurassicWang
#MeWang
#JurassicWasInappropriateInAWorkSetting

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Get that delicious graph in my vains!
A good graph is my morning coffee, is my everything.
Gotta love the plants too! What a precious image!
#corporate #IhaveBeenIntimateWithAPieChart

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Oh yes!
Get in there team! Meet the day head on with a smile! #YouGotThis #sushi? #whenIsLunch? #goodWorkingRelationships

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Things you love to see:
A good working attitude
Good working aptitude
Shampoo with a nice shirt
A lovely bonus

For Corporate Wang this photo is everything! I’ve peaked

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I’ll have what they’re having!
#yes #ohyesindeed #comeonelieen

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I’m the piping hot piece of ass on the right #StraightOutOfTheOvenLevelHot #2Hot2Handle #DoNotHandleMyAss #MyAssMyChoice #KeepYourHands2YourselfYouPig

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Just think of how many great deals this table has seen?! Just wow! I’d love to talk business with so sushi on this baby! Don’t even get me started on the chairs!
#TablesAndChairs #History #CryForHelp?

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I would figuratively love to be apart of this business table! So much talent, so many productive convos! Except the guy on the left, he seems lonely.

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The key to business is understanding that the lock on the door of success can be opened by a firm but tender handshake and a Can-Do attitude!
#CorporateWangIsBackTellTheVillage

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Just saw a pigeon flying at half mast.
You literally can’t make this stuff up.
#evenpigeonsrespectthequeen #Iamlosingthesofainthedivorse

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@lochteach @ThePremInside I don’t know if anyone is interested R tot lol toyllppt popppp c

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@MikeChandlerMMA You don’t wanna go to millwall mate, trust me

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@KevinJanes17 @SpursOfficial Alex you are the man!! Happy Birthday!

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#itsnotcominghome