Jarred

Overrated

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

You should study history because human psychology hasn’t changed in the past five thousand years, and the two methods of understanding it today are experiments done on bored college students for class credit or the entire collected record of everything that’s ever happened.

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[PL CHAMPIONS🇧🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ArseneWasRight]

Westbrook looks like he would have the heaviest first touch of all time

[ESPN @espn]

Erling Haaland enjoying some hockey at the #StanleyCup Final 🤩

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga on the bus eating a fish filet sandwich I'm trying to kill him with my mind

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

overheard a group of teenagers behind me in line say “us if we don’t lock in”

[Cybele @cybelethebest]

What is the alternative, sitting around crying about not being 25 anymore?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

I’m not even being hyperbolic when I say the US has completely given up on even the pretense of fighting to preserve the habitability of our planet. This goes even beyond politics. Culturally, you can see that Americans no longer care.

[⭑ @abeondigital]

<\$\\<_'svsjsvsnsvqbsvqjsvksvsbsvsnsvs what the fuck is this tweet

[Stephen Storey @StephenStorey]

Getting older is just realizing how dumb you were about something last year.

Over and over and over again

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga

[Vivian @suchnerve]

⚠️

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Spotted by the Tyrannosaur" by artist Silas (robotinpyjamas IG)

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

Guy’s playing in the NBA Finals and he’s got Arsenal living rent-free in his head, we are an utterly gargantuan institution.

[Football HQ @FootballHQ]

In Brazil, the National Teams plane was baptised before it headed off to the World Cup.. 🤯

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

“The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.”

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Metropolitan Police confirms that Arsenal's parade is the biggest ever parade held in the country.

Over 1.5 million people estimated.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Me, right now

[Darian 🐦‍⬛ @truzzbuzz]

CANES ARE IN THE FINALS! TALK TO ME NICE