Jure Žlak

Highly caffeinated sales pro & biz dev ninja, track record of success in media tech, commercial mgmt & #crypto. Founder of nothing user of everything!

[Jure Žlak @JureZ]

The Prince is dead, long live the Prince! RIP Ozzy! Thank you for all the great songs and amazing memories!

[Jure Žlak @JureZ]

@andrejurek Panama in 1989

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@andrejurek who knows, but i know of three people that bought the stock! It was me, myself and I! 🤣🤣🤣

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@deputinifier @andrejurek @voljum1 @kajakallas So if that’s true, why such a big deal? What’s with the PR in all EU news outlets?

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@andrejurek Yes but at least we can say we now contribute 8% less pollution from the 8,7% of pollution we create in Europe. A whooping 0,007% difference. Yet the growth of GDP is what 0,9%. Compare this to Chinese 4,8% and US 2,8% GDP growth.

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Congradulations Europe, we’ve gone far.

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@gordongekko Whoops… there goes liquidity! 🤣

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The next leap in decentralized finance isn’t another protocol—it’s intelligence. 💡 An AI that analyzes, optimizes, and evolves alongside the market. Are you ready? #AIinFinance #CryptoAutomation #NextGenDeFi

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Transparency matters. With decentralized governance, AI-powered agent puts decision-making power back into your hands. 🗳️ DAO integration made simple. #CryptoGovernance #Web3Community #DeFiEmpowerment

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Most DeFi tools require constant monitoring. But what if you had an AI that did it all for you? Automation meets precision. ⚙️ #FutureOfFinance #AIInDeFi #CryptoSolutions

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Why did the crypto trader bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house, just like his investments. 🍻📉 #Cryptohumor #OnTheHouse

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My friend’s AI was a market maker… until it wasn’t. ⚰️ We held a memorial for his portfolio: "Gone too soon—born as ETH, died as Luna, and buried as dust.” 😵 When we asked the AI what happened, it whispered, “It’s only a loss if you sell.” 🥀

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Why did the hacker attend the crypto conference? To improve his phishing skills. 🎣💻 #Cryptohumor #PhishingForCoins

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Risk management in DeFi is a full-time job. But what if AI could predict volatility and adjust your portfolio instantly? 🛡️ Less risk, more reward. #CryptoSafety #AIInsights #DeFiInvesting

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Why did the crypto investor become a magician? Because every time he checked his portfolio, his money disappeared! 🎩💸 #Cryptohumor #MagicMoney

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I told my friend I invested in a meme coin. He laughed. Now we're both broke. 😂💀 #Cryptohumor #MemeCoinMisery

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What if you had an AI-powered guide that optimizes yield farming and mitigates risk automatically? 🤖💡 The future of finance just got smarter. #CryptoInnovation #DeFiTools #SmartInvesting

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@0xSweep A better question is, how many of you are actually "record a cassette" old?

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@gem_insider Check out $OIL .... it's dumping to hell... but the community and Dev are good.... maybe you can oil them up again.

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@notthreadguy Delusional belief isn’t just a state of mind—it’s the fuel that powers someone else’s Lambo with exit liquidity. 🏎️📷#DelusionDriven #ExitLiquidityLife #CryptoHumor